ASFXMAS - THE REVEALS! (RESULTS - TONIGHT 7.30pm)

[Zu]

Christmas Island Red Crab

Valerie Sassyfras

Christmas Party



is...

@COB

Not nice to say it but I think there’s something wrong with him

 

[COB]

We'll be getting naughty

It's my

CHRISTMAS PARTY :emoji_santa:

 

[Tisch]

We'll be getting naughty

It's my

CHRISTMAS PARTY :emoji_santa:

*Adds to shit list*

 

[Lucille]

*Adds to shit list*

 

[ZZ]

OI! @ZZ! WHAT THE BUGGERY BOLLOCKS IS A BEDSWELL TUNDRA?

a made-up name like many others, I guess...?

The tundra where the infamous Lord Bedswell used to bed so well that they named it after him

 

[ZZ]

@ZZ should have given us a Greek Orthodox Christmas anthem instead of that dreary shit.

I just didn't want to be so predictable and enter another greek song. I guess I'll just be true to what my public expects from me next time around.

 

[ButterTart]

What is this Jess Glynne gif about please? Many people have posted it tonight.

 

[dmlaw]

I just didn't want to be so predictable and enter another greek song. I guess I'll just be true to what my public expects from me next time around.

There's never anything wrong with entering a variety of songs. They may not land every time but it's worth it when they do. I'm told.

 

[ZZ]

There's never anything wrong with entering a variety of songs. They may not land every time but it's worth it when they do. I'm told.

I actually found the song I entered quite amusing and unlike your average Xmas song and that's why I went with it.
I'm alright with it if it comes last.

 

[straightorbroken]

Pleased for @jyxz as I was told my spotify link didn't work when I had a bash at choosing this. Doesn't surprise me in the slightest as we have such amazing taste

 

[straightorbroken]

I like the pun finally making "Xmas" acceptable outside of verified porn and it's a bit of a bitter romp really.

 

[straightorbroken]

I didn't think much of the Celtic Harpies, but kudos to Giraffe sticking his neck out, etc.

 

[straightorbroken]

Totally here for @ZZ's daddy issues. I honestly cannot remember if I voted for it though.

 

[straightorbroken]

Ash lead singer didn't age great. I think I liked one of them in the Numbskull video.

 

[straightorbroken]

J-Sar woman was a hoot. Don't think she hoovered up any points from me though.

NICE TRY MARY

 

[straightorbroken]

I assumed Val Sassy was Zu. I do like a crusty gin-soaked drawl.

 

[straightorbroken]

Well if I'd voted with my colon Mr Turkish Delight would have done better than my standards for good pop music allowed him. Or maybe I did vote with my ass and not my ears, we'll just have to wait.

 

[straightorbroken]

Sally Shap is a major high. Of the singing kettle chanteuse brigade, she's at the summit here.

 

[straightorbroken]

Sorry dUb, but your off-brand Sum -1 submission was not great.

 

[straightorbroken]

Genuinely can't believe I gave Raspberry Swirl one of my highest scores!





And that's because I didn't.

 

[straightorbroken]

Well, I did enjoy The Virgin Mary as an alternative to The Shouting Mary

 

[straightorbroken]

Beryl and Lucille reliably decent.

Bev was a surprise - has she been on the promo circuit or has it flopped?

 

[straightorbroken]

Devil has disappointed me. If anyone was going to submit the Fast Food Rockers..

 

[straightorbroken]

I assumed Paloma was Big Ron. I had Rita down as the Weather Girls.

 

[straightorbroken]

Also, WTF were Tish and Ig smoking when they chose their entries?

 

[straightorbroken]

I've been big on Hurts Better Than Love recently so in a way that's became a new staple for my current festive playlist more than this one.

at the 2011 comment.

 

[straightorbroken]

Pam and Passion Fruit were fun.

 

[straightorbroken]

Genuinely didn't recognise The Fizz. Why on earth did they change their name? I was very excited hearing this for the first time. It's a winner - but will it win?

 

[straightorbroken]

Father Tiger can pounce on me anyway.

 

[straightorbroken]

Oh wait, I mean the beardy one, but it's a dry spell so both can.

 

[straightorbroken]

Anyway, my entry is still my favourite - it wasn't my first choice as I thought my first attempt at entering Pete () would have made it obvious. It has a sweeping rage that is also atypically plaintive for Madame Burns. Discogs says it was an original?

 

[funky]

Anyway, my entry is still my favourite - it wasn't my first choice as I thought my first attempt at entering Pete () would have made it obvious. It has a sweeping rage that is also atypically plaintive for Madame Burns. Discogs says it was an original?

WHO ARE YOU? I can't find the Christmas name change thread

 

[SDF]

It’s euphoria

 

[SDF]

His punishment is to listen to these songs

 

[OutSynk]

WHO ARE YOU? I can't find the Christmas name change thread

Your mum.

 

[RJN]

Why??

 

[Diddy]

OK finally to address the haterz

1) It’s Christmas, I thought I might have had permission to have a bit of fun, even if it was quite transparently me - mistake #1

2) For me, Christmas Party means obnoxious singalong, and a dance routine drunk office workers can try - I recall vividly the Xmas party after Gangnam Style was a hit. Anyway, I guess the wind was blowing more towards slowies. Just weird some people seemed to thing that was the only permissible route.

3) as for the “not music” criticism, well let’s just that one right now.

I think the track list did fuck me up a bit, right after Maria Mena was a bit of a sore thumb moment, but whatever. I wanted some people to enjoy it, I wasn’t going to win from any position. I wasn’t playing to win, I just wanted to have some fun.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

WHO ARE YOU? I can't find the Christmas name change thread

@Rachey

 

[funky]

@Diddy just literally apologised onscreen

OWN IT DIDS!

 

[Diddy]

@Diddy just literally apologised onscreen

OWN IT DIDS!

That was more of a Priti apology

I’m sorry you all felt it was inappropriate, but I can’t cater the the tastes of sociopaths