ASFZen (ASFM) - SUBMISSIONS CLOSED

[Rita]

 

[funky]

Oh GOD not DEADLINES

 

[Nancy]

Whereas I'm going to make HEADLINES

 

[untilted]

I am EXCITED

 

[funky]

I am STRESSED

 

[ButterTart]

I am EXPECTING TO WIN

 

[Generic Account]

Oh I'll have a look at some tunez tonight.

 

[Joseph]

Entered

 

[Mary Whitehouse]

I'm real. The way I walk, the way I move, the way I talk, I'm real.

Point proven, I think.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

TWO DEPOSITS OVERNIGHT!

 

[Berly]

Oh

 

[RJN]

To quote a poet, I am BALLS DEEP IN.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

To quote a poet, I am BALLS DEEP IN.

I can confirm.

RJN also send me a song too.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

You have a DAY AND A HALF left to enter.

25 have joined so far:

@AGinAg (39)
@Alex
@BoysForSeles
@ButterTart
@disneyteletubby
@dmlaw
@GNL
@HalamaK
@Ill Advised
@jivafox
@Joseph
@jyxz
@Kate
@Marina Salty
@Mary Whitehouse
@Nancy
@Neon
@OutSynk
@Pingu
@rhythm bandit
@RJN
@Tisch
@untilted
@ZenGiraffe
@ZZ

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Some of you have not provided Avatars.

I will not be chasing, and instead will impose a very excited Avatar upon any who fail to complete their administrative tasks

 

[jyxz]

Some of you have not provided Avatars.

I will not be chasing, and instead will impose a very excited Avatar upon any who fail to complete their administrative tasks

Dock them 200 points for NOT FOLLOWING THE RULES

 

[funky]

Some of you have not provided Avatars.

I will not be chasing, and instead will impose a very excited Avatar upon any who fail to complete their administrative tasks

Give them something really SHIT

 

[jyxz]

Give them something really SHIT

@Martha Skidd

 

[OutSynk]

Some of you have not provided Avatars.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Less than 12 hours remain to enter!

 

[funky]

I submitted at 23:59 but due to INTERWEB ISSUES it didn't send until 00:00 and now I'm disqualified

oh WELL

I'll wait to hear about the inevitable extension due to JENNY COME LATELIES...

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I'll listen to the song first then decide whether to disqualify you or not.

 

[Pingu]

I have sent the rest of my documentation by carrier pigeon.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

And whilst I'll not formally extend the deadline, any entries that I receive overnight will be considered to be within the grace period

 

[funky]

I'll listen to the song first then decide whether to disqualify you or not.

Then I have NO CHANCE

 

[funky]

I think I should be allowed in based on my avatar which I'm still chuckling about.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I'll listen to the song first then decide whether to disqualify you or not.

Then I have NO CHANCE

I have now listened.

Me skipping past @funky's entry in my inbox:

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Anyway CLOSED PROPER.

We have 27 entries from:

@AGinAg (39)
@Alex
@BoysForSeles
@ButterTart
@disneyteletubby
@dmlaw
@funky
@GNL
@HalamaK
@Iguana
@Ill Advised
@jivafox
@Joseph
@jyxz
@Kate
@Marina Salty
@Mary Whitehouse
@Nancy
@Neon
@OutSynk
@Pingu
@rhythm bandit
@RJN
@Tisch
@untilted
@ZenGiraffe
@ZZ

Avatar reveal TONIGHT

 

[ButterTart]

That’s another sexy number, ASFM still healthy after all these centuries.

 

[Pingu]

Is there an up to date spreadsheet or something doing the rounds? I don't quite know how to say this without sounding the absolute worst kind of cocky, but I've lost count of the number of times I've won...

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Is there an up to date spreadsheet or something doing the rounds? I don't quite know how to say this without sounding the absolute worst kind of cocky, but I've lost count of the number of times I've won...

This is a post from someone who knows exactly how many times he's won.

 

[Pingu]

This is a post from someone who knows exactly how many times he's won.

I know the ballpark figure.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

How many ASFMs are we in now? I presume stat collection dried up a while ago. We're into the 5th year of doing it, with a likely average of 6-8 a year (going down), so I'm going to presume about 35.

If this was Eurovision we'd be in the early 90s and Kala is Italy hosting 1991, but somehow much much worse.

 

[dmlaw]

Is there an up to date spreadsheet or something doing the rounds? I don't quite know how to say this without sounding the absolute worst kind of cocky, but I've lost count of the number of times I've won...

Sadly, you were disqualified from all of them for being too smug.