ASFZen (ASFM) - The Results - 8pm TONIGHT

[ZenGiraffe]

Place: 27 Points: -38 Entry: Three Very Spooky Girls - Rick James - Mary Jane Sent by: @RJN

Place: 26 Points: -26 Entry: Hardcore Pornography - Vera Lynn - The White Cliffs of Dover Sent by: @Mary Whitehouse

Place: 25 Points: 11 Entry: La plus jeune fille de Satan - Anna Vissi feat Daphne Lawrence - ΑΙΜΑ Sent by: @Marina Salty

Place: 24 Points: 19 Entry: Eva Ernst - BOA - I Did It For Love Sent by: @Joseph

Place: 22 Points: 27 Entry: Veronica Green - Sharon Benson - I'll Always Believe In You Sent by: @Nancy

Place: 22 Points: 27 Entry: Friend - Vanity Vain - CREATURES OF THE NIGHT Sent by: @HalamaK

Place: 21 Points: 28 Entry: Sabrina - Eva Simons - Silly Boy Sent by: @ZenGiraffe

Place: 19 Points: 34 Entry: Black Mass - Bridge City Sinners - Unholy Hymns Sent by: @dmlaw

Place: 19 Points: 34 Entry: Black Swan - Tanarelle - Let Me In Sent by: @untilted

Place: 18 Points: 35 Entry: Art the Clown - Modern Talking - Cheri Cheri Lady Sent by: @rhythm bandit

Place: 17 Points: 37 Entry: Hellbound: Hellraiser II - Marti Caine - Bitch is Love Sent by: @jivafox

Place: 16 Points: 46 Entry: I'm a mouse, duh - Eva Santamaria - Gitana Pura Sent by: @Tisch

Place: 15 Points: 47 Entry: Graboid - Marta Ren - Worth It Sent by: @Neon

Place: 13 Points: 48 Entry: Maleficent - Charlene Soraia - Ghost Sent by: @disneyteletubby

Place: 13 Points: 48 Entry: Delores - Moonchild Sanelly - Big Booty Sent by: @Kate

Place: 12 Points: 50 Entry: Wicker Man Punch - Moulin Rouge - High Energy Boy Sent by: @AGinAg (39)

Place: 11 Points: 53 Entry: Scary Island - Daphne Guinness - Deviant Disco Sent by: @Alex

Place: 10 Points: 58 Entry: Jenny Fielding & Dawny Acora from Most Haunted - Eli & Fur - Golden Eyes and Tears Sent by: @funky

Place: 7 Points: 79 Entry: Kim Petras - Kai Bosch - Everything is Beautiful Sent by: @GNL

Place: 7 Points: 79 Entry: Mr. Noseybonk - METTE - MUSCLE Sent by: @Pingu

Place: 7 Points: 79 Entry: David S Pumpkins - Margaret Berger - Karma is a Sent by: @Ill Advised

Place: 6 Points: 80 Entry: Browsing Dark Moopy - Jain - Nobody Knows Sent by: @OutSynk

Place: 5 Points: 86 Entry: Meth Gator - SOFI TUKKER - Jacare Sent by: @BoysForSeles

Place: 4 Points: 88 Entry: Skull - Protopapa, Hey Cabrera! - Ça va? Je t’aime! ft. EMMANUELLE Sent by: @ZZ

Place: 3 Points: 91 Entry: Stirring It - Iraina Mancini - Do It (You Stole The Rhythm) Sent by: @jyxz

Place: 2 Points: 104 Entry: OnlyFangs - Artemas - I always kinda knew you'd be the death of me Sent by: @Iguana

Place: 1 Points: 110 Entry: The Scariest Picture Ever - KRISTINE - The Deepest Blue Sent by: @ButterTart

​

 

[dmlaw]

Congratulations @Butterfly

Very very deserved.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

You got my 10 points. I gave 12 points to the Eastenders theme.

 

[Iguana]

Well done @ButterTart, I couldn't have been BEATEN by a nicer bloke!

And thank you @ZenGiraffe for a spendid contest!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Place:	Points:	Entry:	Three Very Spooky Girls - Rick James - Mary Jane	Sent by:	@RJN
Place:	Points:	Entry:	Hardcore Pornography - Vera Lynn - The White Cliffs of Dover	Sent by:	@Mary Whitehouse
Place:	Points:	Entry:	La plus jeune fille de Satan - Anna Vissi feat Daphne Lawrence - ΑΙΜΑ	Sent by:	@Marina Salty
Place:	Points:	Entry:	Eva Ernst - BOA - I Did It For Love	Sent by:	@Joseph
Place:	Points:	Entry:	Veronica Green - Sharon Benson - I'll Always Believe In You	Sent by:	@Nancy
Place:	Points:	Entry:	Friend - Vanity Vain - CREATURES OF THE NIGHT	Sent by:	@HalamaK
Place:	Points:	Entry:	Sabrina - Eva Simons - Silly Boy	Sent by:	@ZenGiraffe
Place:	Points:	Entry:	Black Mass - Bridge City Sinners - Unholy Hymns	Sent by:	@dmlaw
Place:	Points:	Entry:	Black Swan - Tanarelle - Let Me In	Sent by:	@untilted
Place:	Points:	Entry:	Art the Clown - Modern Talking - Cheri Cheri Lady	Sent by:	@rhythm bandit
Place:	Points:	Entry:	Hellbound: Hellraiser II - Marti Caine - Bitch is Love	Sent by:	@jivafox
Place:	Points:	Entry:	I'm a mouse, duh - Eva Santamaria - Gitana Pura	Sent by:	@Tisch
Place:	Points:	Entry:	Graboid - Marta Ren - Worth It	Sent by:	@Neon
Place:	Points:	Entry:	Maleficent - Charlene Soraia - Ghost	Sent by:	@disneyteletubby
Place:	Points:	Entry:	Delores - Moonchild Sanelly - Big Booty	Sent by:	@Kate
Place:	Points:	Entry:	Wicker Man Punch - Moulin Rouge - High Energy Boy	Sent by:	@AGinAg (39)
Place:	Points:	Entry:	Scary Island - Daphne Guinness - Deviant Disco	Sent by:	@Alex
Place:	Points:	Entry:	Jenny Fielding & Dawny Acora from Most Haunted - Eli & Fur - Golden Eyes and Tears	Sent by:	@funky
Place:	Points:	Entry:	Kim Petras - Kai Bosch - Everything is Beautiful	Sent by:	@GNL
Place:	Points:	Entry:	Mr. Noseybonk - METTE - MUSCLE	Sent by:	@Pingu
Place:	Points:	Entry:	David S Pumpkins - Margaret Berger - Karma is a	Sent by:	@Ill Advised
Place:	Points:	Entry:	Browsing Dark Moopy - Jain - Nobody Knows	Sent by:	@OutSynk
Place:	Points:	Entry:	Meth Gator - SOFI TUKKER - Jacare	Sent by:	@BoysForSeles
Place:	Points:	Entry:	Skull - Protopapa, Hey Cabrera! - Ça va? Je t’aime! ft. EMMANUELLE	Sent by:	@ZZ
Place:	Points:	Entry:	Stirring It - Iraina Mancini - Do It (You Stole The Rhythm)	Sent by:	@jyxz
Place:	Points:	Entry:	OnlyFangs - Artemas - I always kinda knew you'd be the death of me	Sent by:	@Iguana
Place:	Points:	Entry:	The Scariest Picture Ever - KRISTINE - The Deepest Blue	Sent by:	@ButterTart

[td width="122pt"]
27

[/td]
[td width="216pt"]
-38

[/td]
[td]
26

[/td]
[td]
-26

[/td]
[td]
25

[/td]
[td]
11

[/td]
[td]
24

[/td]
[td]
19

[/td]
[td]
22

[/td]
[td]
27

[/td]
[td]
22

[/td]
[td]
27

[/td]
[td]
21

[/td]
[td]
28

[/td]
[td]
19

[/td]
[td]
34

[/td]
[td]
19

[/td]
[td]
34

[/td]
[td]
18

[/td]
[td]
35

[/td]
[td]
17

[/td]
[td]
37

[/td]
[td]
16

[/td]
[td]
46

[/td]
[td]
15

[/td]
[td]
47

[/td]
[td]
13

[/td]
[td]
48

[/td]
[td]
13

[/td]
[td]
48

[/td]
[td]
12

[/td]
[td]
50

[/td]
[td]
11

[/td]
[td]
53

[/td]
[td]
10

[/td]
[td]
58

[/td]
[td]
7

[/td]
[td]
79

[/td]
[td]
7

[/td]
[td]
79

[/td]
[td]
7

[/td]
[td]
79

[/td]
[td]
6

[/td]
[td]
80

[/td]
[td]
5

[/td]
[td]
86

[/td]
[td]
4

[/td]
[td]
88

[/td]
[td]
3

[/td]
[td]
91

[/td]
[td]
2

[/td]
[td]
104

[/td]
[td]
1

[/td]
[td]
110

[/td]​

 

[ButterTart]

Objectively it's one of the best songs I've ever sent - it's been out for like a decade and I only discovered it about three months ago.

Personally, this is proof that if you try and try and try and try and try and try and try and try you eventually succeed

 

[ZenGiraffe]

FIXED.

See, my tables were RUINED

 

[dmlaw]

Objectively it's one of the best songs I've ever sent - it's been out for like a decade and I only discovered it about three months ago.

Personally, this is proof that if you try and try and try and try and try and try and try and try you eventually succeed

Ooh, does that mean that I will eventually succeed?

I hope it will be soon.

 

[funky]

Ooh I made the TOP TEN!

 

[Iguana]

My second best 2nd place.

 

[Mary Whitehouse]

Absolutely FURIOUS.

What a bunch of BLUNDERBUSSES

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Thank you all for coming, I look forward to our next contest, and vote Ali the Red Witch to win.

 

[dmlaw]

Thank you for all your hard work @ZenGiraffe

I guess we’ll have to bully someone into running the Christmas edition soon.

 

[funky]

Was the winner the song that the first song on the playlist? If so a WORTHY WINNER.

If it's not the one I'm thinking of, well done anyway @ButterTart for a crap song.

 

[Tisch]

Well done @ButterTart, I couldn't have been BEATEN by a nicer bloke!

 

[ButterTart]

I am sitting in a Travelodge eating a pizza and somehow you've made this already idyllic situation even better.

Thank you @ZenGiraffe for a splendid contest.

Looking forward to ASFXMAS, I have three songs on my shortlist.

 

[dmlaw]

Absolutely FURIOUS.

What a bunch of BLUNDERBUSSES

Should you not be resigning for failing to report your barrister to the police over all those abuse allegations?

 

[Tisch]

Congratulations @ButterTart for an extremely cromulent first place!

And runner up @Iguana whose song I absolutely did NOT see coming and what I loved

Strong contest all round! Streets are saying even 16th is a strong position given the competition!

 

[Nancy]

Well done Butterz!

 

[funky]

I assume the next one has started already and I just haven't seen the thread yet

 

[ButterTart]

Ooh, does that mean that I will eventually succeed?

I hope it will be soon.

I'll put you in touch with my talent manager. I don't know his name but you have to send nudes to a PO box in Glasgow so they can assess your star quality and all of a sudden you're winning ASFM.

 

[Tisch]

I assume the next one has started already and I just haven't seen the thread yet

Yes, as per tradition the winner is hosting, so we're all heading inside @ButterTart

 

[ButterTart]

Yes, as per tradition the winner is hosting, so we're all heading inside @ButterTart

Normally I would honour this rigorously upheld tradition but ASFXMAS is @AGinAg (39)'s baby.

 

[Kate]

cheers Moonchild’s crying now and refusing to come out to do her set

CORRECT top two apart from mine though.

 

[Kate]

Congrats TartyButt and thank you Zen!

Christmas one now please, I have my song

 

[AlgoAlex]

Mine did much better than I expected
Thanks for organising @ZenGiraffe, well done @ButterTart
@disneyteletubby your entry got my 20 points, gorgeous song !

 

[ButterTart]

Was the winner the song that the first song on the playlist? If so a WORTHY WINNER.

If it's not the one I'm thinking of, well done anyway @ButterTart for a crap song.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Normally I would honour this rigorously upheld tradition but ASFXMAS is @AGinAg (39)'s baby.

I haven't done it for a couple of years. Hopefully someone reliable will step in again.

 

[OutSynk]

Oh I knew THAT would win lol. Congrats Butty!

I'll take a top10 for the seizure inducing Jain and justice for Moonchild Sanelly!

 

[Neon]

Congrats @ButterTart!

 

[Kate]

Here’s Moonchild and her glamorous assistant reacting to your votes xx

 

[RJN]

@RJN didn't vote in mine either. Have they got a VOTING PROBLEM?

I'm full of shame for not voting in your ASFM or this one or the presedential election

 

[ButterTart]

I haven't done it for a couple of years. Hopefully someone reliable will step in again.

Didn't you do last year?!

I'll happily start it if you're not doing it, I just always associate it with you and have clearly created false memories of the past couple of contests

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Didn't you do last year?!

I'll happily start it if you're not doing it, I just always associate it with you and have clearly created false memories of the past couple of contests

I don't think I've done one since 2022.

 

[jyxz]

Well done @ButterTart !

Third is well better than I thought I would do too.

Thank you @ZenGiraffe for running this shitshow

Bring forth the sleigh bells. I remember that @Kate and I both discovered our Xmas entry for this year on the same day. Have we chosen the same song?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Yes @ButterTart feel free to get started although it might be a touch early.

My best advice timing wise, launch one month the results (normally a few days before Christmas). Allow a decent period to for the songs to settle, as it's the one ASFM that is actually seasonal.

But you knew all that anyway.

 

[jyxz]

Didn't you do last year?!

I'll happily start it if you're not doing it, I just always associate it with you and have clearly created false memories of the past couple of contests

@Tisch did it last year (but I had to check my DMs to find that out - sorry Tisch)

 

[AGinAg (37)]

IIRC @Tisch and @Iguana shared the hosting with me in 2022.

 

[Tisch]

We did, then I was sole host last year. I'm not really in a place to do it this year though having just re-started work. Soz

 

[Kate]

Well done @ButterTart !

Third is well better than I thought I would do too.

Thank you @ZenGiraffe for running this shitshow

Bring forth the sleigh bells. I remember that @Kate and I both discovered our Xmas entry for this year on the same day. Have we chosen the same song?

Oh YES! I just hope you weren’t listening to 6 Music