ASFZen (ASFM) - The Songs

[ButterTart]

Oh yes, this is SPLENDID trash.

 

[ButterTart]

Well, what a CROMULENT collection of songs. Thanks R @ZenGiraffe

 

[ButterTart]

Not sure which of these heifers and demons will be getting my top marks yet. I kept thinking I had a nailed on high scorer only for it to be gazumped by something else.

 

[Iguana]

What even beat that and how does the poster sleep at night after such a brazen daylight robbery?

It was GALA

 

[ButterTart]

It was GALA

@dmlaw reminded me earlier of that plucky victory with a little known intercontinental smash which was covered at Melodifestivalen by Charlotte Perrelli.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

GET MARCELLO OUT

 

[Tisch]

GET MARCELLO OUT

 

[ZenGiraffe]

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Sorry my disdain can no longer be contained to the one thread

 

[Marina Salty]

What's the voting format for this edition?

 

[Kate]

Alright here we go

 

[Kate]

1. The Scariest Picture Ever
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Kristine
The Deepest Blue (Dance With The Dead Mix)



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Oh yes liking this. Quite DARKWAVE

 

[Kate]

Is that Elle Fanning?!

 

[Kate]

Oh it's a fan-made video or whatever I SEE

 

[Kate]

2. Jenny Fielding & Dawny Acora from Most Haunted

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Eli & Fur
Golden Eyes And Tears



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Well pleasant enough but a bit of a comedown after the strong opener.

 

[Kate]

3. David S Pumpkins
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Margaret Berger
Karma is a



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Now I had Ms Berger in one of my ASFMs and she didn't look like Sabrina Carpenter in THAT ONE! How confusing

 

[Kate]

Anyway that was OK I suppose

 

[Kate]

4. Eva Ernst
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BoA
I Did It For Love




(This song is not on UK spotify)​

Sponsored by SAMSUNG I SEE

 

[Kate]

Fairly generic modern MAKES ME FEEL OLD kind of thing

 

[Kate]

5. Browsing Dark Moopy
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Jain
Nobody Knows



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The chorus is pretty banging. I feel it might improve with further listens.

 

[Kate]

Now I've got an advert for Flixbus which says "less takeaways" and I'm just imagining my dad yelling "FEWER!"

 

[Kate]

6. Maleficent and Diaval ☆
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Charlene Soraia
Ghost



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Since I am sober I shall just say I'm sure this is lovely if you like THAT SORT OF THING.

 

[Kate]

7. La plus jeune fille de Satan
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Anna Vissi feat Daphne Lawrence
ΑΙΜΑ



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A sexy corset dress combined with a bucket hat is a CHOICE.

 

[Kate]

Since I am sober I shall just say I'm sure this is lovely if you like THAT SORT OF THING.

I shall repeat this. One for Eurovision loons only I imagine. SOUKY WHIFF AND ALL THAT

 

[Kate]

ASFM really has got to the point where it's all just the same names over and over again!

 

[Kate]

8. SKULL
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Protopapa, Hey Cabrera!
Ça va? Je t’aime! ft. EMMANUELLE



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Well I quite like the GROOVE

 

[Kate]

9. Wicker Man Punch
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Moulin Rogue
High Energy Boy



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Filthy 80s nonsense. Excellent

 

[Kate]

I feel like I've heard this before actually. Was it on someone's lockdown playlist? Or maybe 6 Music played it on their 80s RAVE DAY

 

[HalamaK]

modern

MAKES ME FEEL OLD

Oh, hun.

 

[Kate]

10. Meth Gator
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SOFI TUKKER
Jacaré



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Corgi

Meh otherwise.

 

[Kate]

Oh, hun.

Everything charty/dancey since about 2008 sounds the same to me

 

[Kate]

11. Art the Clown
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Modern Talking
Cheri Cheri Lady



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Better. And the dark haired one's DEATH STARE fits the Halloween vibe

 

[HalamaK]

Everything charty/dancey since about 2008 sounds the same to me

I hate to break it to you but that type of k-pop was modern about 20 years ago. Hugs!

 

[Kate]

12. OnlyFangs
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Artemas
I always kinda knew you'd be the death of me



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Oh NOT BAD

 

[Kate]

Yes, he does deserve to drown in the bath for that moustache though

 

[Kate]

I hate to break it to you but that type of k-pop was modern about 20 years ago. Hugs!

I couldn't really give a shit though

 

[Kate]

13. Delores
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Moonchild Sanelly
Big Booty



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omg I have a new PERSONAL ANTHEM!

 

[Kate]

brb covering my arse in glitter

 

[Kate]

14. Hardcore Pornography
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Vera Lynn
(There'll Be Bluebirds Over) The White Cliffs Of Dover



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YAAAAAAS SLUT ANTHEM! SLAY!

 

[Kate]

Needs more cowbell.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

JESUS CHRIST WOMAN