Austria 2024: Kaleen - We Will Rave

[Penelope]

God I'm genuinely a bit scared of how good this is

 

[Alla]

God I'm genuinely a bit scared of how good this is

Not good enough until you proclaims it the GREATEST SONG EVER WRITTEN

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Not good enough until you proclaims it the GREATEST SONG EVER WRITTEN

THIS, BUT UNIRONICALLY

 

[straightorbroken]

RAVE-OLUTIONARY

Jesus fucking christ, nail me to the disco ball, this is the best thing I've ever heard in my very young, inexperienced and fresh life. How I didn't prolapse the very second I played the snippet I'll never know.

 

[straightorbroken]

I've not moved listening to this. It's like Red One era J-Lo crashing into 2 Unlimited, set alight by Scooter and then snorted by Karen Parry. It really does remind me of something I can't put my shaking finger on though.

 

[RJN]

10/10, dated, thrilling, gay, Baby Baby inspired, and amazing

 

[VoR]

Genuinely saw a teenage Eurofan describe this as 'Pretentious' on Twitter earlier.

Like, what?!

 

[OutSynk]

Where is the music video? I saw a clip somewhere with half naked men in it.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Where is the music video? I saw a clip somewhere with half naked men in it.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Genuinely saw a teenage Eurofan describe this as 'Pretentious' on Twitter earlier.

Like, what?!

They are our future!

...We're so fucked

 

[Kala]

Interview and a sneak peek of the video is here. MEIN GOTT indeed!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Interview and a sneak peek of the video is here. MEIN GOTT indeed!

My poor poor bussy how many times can it stand being ripped?!

 

[Lucille]

 

[Lucille]

Love that her music video concept was just ‘let’s oil up some hunks and have them feel me up for 3 minutes’

 

[Dark Carnival]

Love that her music video concept was just ‘let’s oil up some hunks and have them feel me up for 3 minutes’

Honestly, it’s the exact same concept I would have come up with if I were her! So relatable

 

[ButterTart]

It's very Clubland TV

 

[Raining on Me]

Oh my God that is truly awful

 

[Raining on Me]

(I'm not loving this as much as I would have hoped though)

Can she SING? Will sounding like it fell out of 2002 hinder or help? I'm getting Slovenia Energy from 2001 vibes. Which, to be fair, still did well...

 

[Kala]

Kaleen:

 

[ButterTart]

Can she SING?

I would like to think this song is beyond such trivial considerations.

 

[VoR]

Can she SING?

She can RAVE!

 

[Penelope]

She can RAVE!

K.Llo TOOK DRUGS?

 

[straightorbroken]

I'm now in the mood to binge through all the vintage Clubland compilations (I don't think Spotify works this way sadly so it'll have to be on YouTube). I'd say she's rather charisma free in that video, but the male torsos are doing their job. Loved this at the gym so it's a current fixture on my playlist

 

[funky]

Kaleen:

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Not all of them

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Not all of them

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Kratz]

My poor poor bussy how many times can it stand being ripped?!

They'll be piping it into Berghain for sure

 

[Dark Carnival]

They'll be piping it into Berghain for sure

omg

 

[Kratz]

omg

field trip!

 

[funky]

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[Apoca]

JA WIR WERDEN RAVEN!

Krone Hit will play this once every hour for a year.

 

[Penelope]

I have been haunted by a vision of a decomposing Sarah Harding performing this in recent days. (Needless to say this is probably already in my top 10 entries of all time as things currently stand )

 

[VoR]

Looks fab, but that note at 1.50

 

[Lucille]

Sorry the BUM NOTE makes it for me

 

[Apoca]

Pia Maria seal of APPROVAL.

 

[ButterTart]

35 seconds into the clip before she sang a note. All is as it should be

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Sorry the BUM NOTE makes it for me

So RELATABLE. She's just like us!

 

[Dark Carnival]

It might be my GAY EARS, but what bum note?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Also, I was way too distracted by all the PUSSY I was being served

 

[Dark Carnival]

Also, I was way too distracted by all the PUSSY I was being served

*(no hetero)