Ava Max - Diamonds & Dancefloors

[Tisch]

I'm having an Ava Max day AND night. I'm going to be WIGLESS.

 

[Kratz]

Oh good then you’ll be easy to SPOT

 

[Kratz]

Does anybody what time she comes on? I have a meeting until 6.30. Don’t they know I have to go to Shepherd’s Bush!

 

[PercyPig]

It was 9pm in Glasgow. Although as I couldn’t actually see her I’m not sure she was even there.

 

[Pipo]

Is AVA a good, competent LIVE performer?

 

[Tisch]

Is AVA a good, competent LIVE performer?

Does it MATTER?

 

[Kratz]

Is AVA a good, competent LIVE performer?

Are you planning on locking Mae Muller in a cupboard and sending on a ringer?

 

[PercyPig]

Is AVA a good, competent LIVE performer?

I think most of it was lip synched or heavily backed. When I could get hear live ad libs she was giving Mae Muller vibes

 

[Kratz]

Well that was the greatest night of my life.

Imagine spending money on Beyoncé when you can see Ava Max for £40 in Shepherd’s Bush

 

[Tisch]

Could you see her? NO!
Were there any live vocals? NO!
Dancing? WHO KNOWS?
Did I spend £35 on a oversized t-shirt then have to wear it all nice because they wouldn't give me a bag? HELL YES

10/10 no notes

 

[Iguana]

Well, that happened.

 

[Suedehead]

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[Kratz]

So AM I SO AM I SO AM AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAI!I!!!! 1
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1I can't believe I missed this

She didn't sing it!

 

[Jark]

Well, that happened.

more juice please

 

[Kratz]

more juice please

It was a riot!

There was a lot of overhead cutting - so no BVs meant she was largely singing to a backing track. No outfit changes - the whole thing was done in a little over an hour and everybody left throughly MAXXED out.

 

[Tisch]

Yes I'd completely forgotten she was on for such a short amount of time. A truly "oh" moment

 

[Kratz]

Yes I'd completely forgotten she was on for such a short amount of time. A truly "oh" moment

Stop. Wait a minute.

I genuinely enjoyed the whole thing but getting, say, the first verse and chorus of Diamonds and Dancefloors felt like being short-changed slightly (as well as some of the H&H omissions).

Still almost certainly more entertaining than going to see somebody else at 5 x the price

Also was it just me, or was it a slightly ODD audience? Most people seemed to have suffered some sort of industrial accident.

 

[Pipo]

why are these reviews giving me "two-bit popstar with no budget G-A-Y PA circa 2005" vibes

 

[Tisch]

why are these reviews giving me "two-bit popstar with no budget G-A-Y PA circa 2005" vibes

It was VERY that. Fibreglass diamond and everything. It reminded me of Erika Jayne giving the gays some things they want.

 

[Iguana]

why are these reviews giving me "two-bit popstar with no budget G-A-Y PA circa 2005" vibes

You articulated my thoughts exactly!

It was quite:

 

[Pipo]

Did you get drunk on Vodka Red Bulls?

 

[PercyPig]

It was VERY that. Fibreglass diamond and everything. It reminded me of Erika Jayne giving the gays some things they want.

We didn’t even get a fibreglass diamond but then it did only cost £20 a ticket

 

[Kratz]

You articulated my thoughts exactly!

It was quite:

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It was quite literally this. My friend made the same comment.

 

[Kratz]

I want to go AGAIN. The tunes really are undeniable.

 

[Tisch]

I want to go AGAIN. The tunes really are undeniable.

She's on again tonight due to popular demand! () Grab some tix!

 

[Jark]

I managed to snatch an Amsterdam ticket for next friday night I'll be going solo and hungover as shit from Kingsday and I can't think of anything BETTER!

 

[K.C.]

This was such a great era you guys. Remember the time when she dropped a single?

 

[VoR]

First Bebe and now this. WTF did lockdown do to pop gays and their sense of acceptable behaviour at a concert?

 

[Kratz]

WTF did it do to people in general? Behaviour at public events is shockingly

 

[Pipo]

First Bebe and now Ava? I smell a TREND over here; protect Rita Ora and Rina at all costs!

 

[K.C.]

As IF Rita audiences would waste the tomato on her.

 

[Devil]

What the fuck? People that have paid to go see these artists are doing it?!

 

[Jark]

it's very for the straights but it does bop harder than expected.

 

[Pipo]

Serving HADDAWAY vibes

 

[Jark]

could madame @Moderator move to the last few posts to Ava's D&D thread please

 

[Pipo]

could madame @Moderator move to the last few posts to Ava's D&D thread please

except for @ZenGiraffe 's DISGUSTING post, that one can stay!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

except for @ZenGiraffe 's DISGUSTING post, that one can stay!

Wouldn't LOWER MYSELF to this thread quite frankly.

 

[auretz]

A fairly deep dive, based on this #22 smash from 1999 which naturally I bought as I did with any old bit of trance at the time

 

[Apoca]

I'm never going home.
If YOU'RE. NOT. THERE.