Ava Max - Kill it Queen

[Jark]

a rebirth in the year of the fire horse?



this sounds good!

 

[Jark]

love that she's wearing Gaga's Mayhem tour Paparazzi armour. never change!!

 

[OutSynk]

this sounds good!

Does it?

 

[K.C.]

She's ready to UNLEASH

 

[Pipo]

Like, how has this woman THRIVED so much despite nothing since 2021? She wouldn't have survived the 00s.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

a rebirth in the year of the fire horse?



this sounds good!

Imagine claiming to be POPMAXXING with such a BARREN INSTRUMENTAL

 

[K.C.]

She's confusing it with AVAMAXXING which is something else entirely.

 

[Jark]

Like, how has this woman THRIVED so much despite nothing since 2021? She wouldn't have survived the 00s.

dropped by the label. split with the boyfriend producer. absent on the charts. not even on the radio in Germany. broke. one bad wig after another. successful only in persuading people to not click play. thriving might be pushing it!

 

[Pipo]

I think I meant to say, how on EARTH does this woman still hold a record label contract? Unless she's gone indie and this is self-funded (With Sweet But Psycho royalty checks no doubt)

 

[Devil]

She has 28 million listeners on Spotify alone. Surely the money is super easy to make on her given the horrendously low budgets?!

 

[Pipo]

She's the epitome of a STREAMING ARTIST!

 

[Joseph]

I found myself enjoying My Oh My yesterday

 

[Pipo]

I found myself enjoying My Oh My yesterday

do you mean the Kylie and BEBE classic?

 

[Joseph]

do you mean the Kylie and BEBE classic?

 

[K.C.]

 

[K.C.]

 

[Pipo]

lol, she's never getting out

 

[Pipo]

now, the concept of running an Ava Max X stan account sounds mindblowing

 

[ZenGiraffe]

My hand is HOVERING over the flusher

 

[Pipo]

POP TOILET PLEASE

 

[K.C.]

My hand is HOVERING over the flusher

DO IT. Already booked her for Pop Toilet rate#4