Beyoncé - act i: RENAISSANCE (2 Viewers)

[dUb]

Can we PLEASE stop giving Right Said Fred money

 

[Pipo]

ok but KELIS and BEYONCE ??

 

[Cerro de Casa]

oh but she is the sole writer on thique (amongst others)

 

[FetchFugly]

Wonder what Teena Marie song(s) is/are being used...

 

[RJN]

I have high hopes for Church Girl (because of the name) and Energy (because Kelis)

 

[Rita]

Friday can NOT come quick enough.

 

[K.C.]

Right Said Fred?
America Has a Problem?
"THIQUE"?

 

[Pipo]

Right Said Fred?
America Has a Problem?
"THIQUE"?

Ava_Max_Maybe-you're_The_Problem.mp4

 

[K.C.]

Ava_Max_Maybe-you're_The_Problem.mp4

Take the Limewire out of your tone when you're speaking with me!

 

[Loufoque]

Manifesting a leak today.

Rain. On. Me.

 

[dUb]

Seems POSSIBLE!

 

[Loufoque]

Hoping for at least one or two tuneless bangers

 

[Pipo]

Hoping for at least one or two tuneless bangers

hoping for another Daddy and a Song4Virgo

 

[Diddy]

What’s with the weird handwritten BEYONCÉ stickers on them?

 

[K.C.]

What’s with the weird handwritten BEYONCÉ stickers on them?

Her autograph

 

[OutSynk]

Hoping for at least one or two tuneless bangers

I’m sure there will be PLENTY.

 

[Rita]

I’m sure there will be PLENTY.

I CALLED and SHE LISTENED.

 

[Rita]

 

[Loufoque]

It seems to have leaked

 

[Loufoque]

*Queens expecting standard bops*

Cut to I'm That Girl

 

[Pipo]

well it's about damn time she released something basic

 

[Loufoque]

Not Cozy interpolating Joann from Precious and fluorescent beige (@dUb)

 

[Sheena]

How do you FIND leaks nowadays ANYWAY?

 

[Loufoque]

Three tracks in and this album is less accessible than anything she's ever done

I can't help but... STAN

 

[PercyPig]

Beyoncé - Renaissance - Google Drive

drive.google.com

 

[OutSynk]

I was digging Alien Superstar until Right Fred Said kicked in.

 

[Pipo]

It's nice and all but the album is nothing like BMS ?

 

[PercyPig]

It's nice and all but the album is nothing like BMS ?

What’s BMS?

 

[Loufoque]

She pulled a bait and switch on the w-hite gheys again

It's B'Day all over again

 

[Pipo]

What’s BMS?

Break My Soul. So far it sounds like what Drake or Jack Harlow would think dance music sounds like.

 

[Pipo]

in fact, most of it reminds me of Doja Cat's Woman, for example, Cozy. Woman is one of the worst things Doja has released in her life.

oh wait, CUFF is the TICKET basic gays!

 

[OutSynk]

All Up In Your Mind SLAPS

 

[Pipo]

It's B'Day all over again

B'Day is like, my second/third favorite album of hers. It's RELENTLESS, implacable and straight in your face.

 

[Loufoque]

@Pipo I meant the B'Day reference as a complimencé

B'Day was the birth of Beyoncé, the non-commercial troll. Every time we been expecting a cute #1, she been giving us tuneless bangerz.

 

[Pipo]

So much dancehall so far

The gag having Kelis in your album and it's just an interlude. When will your faves.

 

[Loufoque]

Plastic Off The Sofa into Virgo's Groove

I can't with this bish

*laminates stan card, shits on it, vomits on it, puts it in the blender*

 

[Pipo]

Plastic Off The Sofa is the SULTRY gem of this album.

 

[Pipo]

Summer Renaissance - my bussy has been destroyed.

 

[Loufoque]

The idea of Bey chasing a cheap hit to please queens stuck in 07 listening to Freemasons mixes and the Destiny's Child GH... it's a hard no from me. Keep serving us that ART Bey. We have Joanne for cheap gay bawps.

Come back to me in September. It ain’t gonna be Lemonade…

 

[Loufoque]

This reminds me of listening to Born This Way / ARTPOP the first time and thinking "WTF am I experiencing?"

A retro moment of gypsy whatever if ever there was one!