Beyoncé - act i: RENAISSANCE

[Cerro de Casa]

CUFF IT is a bop and a half

Let's do the TikTAK dance Pipsy

 

[Pipo]

I've been LOVING the visuals this era.

She has to thank TikTok for everything, tbh

 

[OutSynk]

I remember when she used to SEE music.

 

[Pipo]

I remember when she used to SEE music.

Videos and MTV are a thing of the past hun, it's all about TikTuk fads and dances.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Bloody Mary
Cuff It
BACK THAT UP TO THE BEAT

The Holy Trinity of TikTok Dance Shart hits for me

 

[OutSynk]

@Suedey ALWAYS knows a TikTok SHART SHIT when she hears one.

 

[Pipo]

#BackToTheBeat

 

[Jark]

the show for the billionaires in Dubai has the most random setlist. loads of dreary old ballads, and Beautiful Liar. no Renaissance! she read the room. she looks and sounds great







that At Last vocal is quite sublime

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Not a random setlist at all. They told her what to sing in exchange for $$$$.
Quite repugnant really and goes against the ethos of being an artist.

 

[Phoenix]

Not a random setlist at all. They told her what to sing in exchange for $$$$.
Quite repugnant really and goes against the ethos of being an artist.

Lol

 

[Pipo]

They really said "None of that gay shit!"

 

[Jark]

Not a random setlist at all. They told her what to sing in exchange for $$$$.
Quite repugnant really and goes against the ethos of being an artist.

it's still incredibly disappointing that she did it. but at least she didn't serve Renaissance and perform gay bangers. that would've been a slap in the face to the fans after waiting months for the visual album and a tour announcement.

 

[Logic?]

THOSE RUNS THOUGH

 

[Phoenix]

Now that’s an artist worth paying money for

 

[funky]

Her voice does not seem to have aged a day, which is interesting considering how much she toured for the first 20 years of her career

 

[dUb]

 

[dUb]

 

[funky]

Stadiums Beyoncé?

No thanks hun!

 

[dUb]

Nashville to be renamed Nasville

 

[Jark]

Amsterdam is a Saturday night... I would take standing if the rear floor is 110 or less

 

[Jark]

well, it's 106 euro but I'm also in Barcelona that weekend. that was a fun 5 minutes.

 

[Beverley]

yeah, after gaga, im not going to no stadium gig thanks

 

[PercyPig]

yeah, after gaga, im not going to no stadium gig thanks

An atmosphere killing experience?

What are the starting prices for Beyonce?

 

[Christian]

An atmosphere killing experience?

What are the starting prices for Beyonce?

Quite cheap shockingly!

 

[Devil]

That’s not actually too bad

 

[PercyPig]

Quite cheap shockingly!

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Funnelling that dirty Dubai money to cover costs for the gays

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

How much is the MERCH DARE I ASK?

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Actually those prices are quite reasonable given her stature. I wouldn’t want to go as I don’t know her but I’d pay top whack if I did AND without too much grumbling

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Also she’s unlikely to cancel any dates because of a SLIPPED HIP

 

[funky]

How much is the MERCH DARE I ASK?

£300 for a signed postcard (Destiny’s Child era, pre Michelle, the other two redacted with tippex)

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

£300 for a signed postcard (Destiny’s Child era, pre Michelle, the other two redacted with tippex)

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Only £750 for a MESH TOP WITH APPLIQUÉD SASHA FIERCE LOGO

GET IN THERE GIRLS!

 

[funky]

Only £700 for a MESH TOP WITH APPLIQUÉD SASHA FIERCE LOGO

GET IN THERE GIRLS!

£1000 for the exclusive one-off version, as worn at home by Beyoncé, complete with Jay-Z JIZZ STAINS across the front

 

[Alla]

£300 for a signed postcard (Destiny’s Child era, pre Michelle, the other two redacted with tippex)

Not bad, but I can do something better with that money

Spoiler

 

[funky]

Not bad, but I can do something better with that money

Spoiler

Wow they’ve come a long way since Beyoncé and Kelly kicked them out for looking them in the eye during a sound check.

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

£1000 for the exclusive one-off version, as worn at home by Beyoncé, complete with Jay-Z JIZZ STAINS across the front

High fashion AND a tasty tea!

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Will Bey be continuing the much-loved DC tradition of giving anyone who falls over a HEARTLESSLY FILTHY LOOK?

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

I’ve made my own merch to sell outside the venues for much coin

 

[Pipo]

I Wanna know if SOLANGE is going to be the OPENING act

 

[POP!]