Big Brother (ITV Series 3)

[Agneeta]

I BECAME A CHRISTIAN BECAUSE I SEE DEAD PEOPLE

 

[GNL]

"I became a Christian because I see dead people"?! I think that's a HERESY?!

 

[ButterTart]

I BECAME A CHRISTIAN BECAUSE I SEE DEAD PEOPLE

It's giving me Mary the witch from Big Brother 2005. I'd put money on her never mentioning that again for the rest of the series.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

'What's your favourite fairytale?'

'Happiness ^_^'

 

[Agneeta]

'What's your favourite fairytale?'

'Happiness ^_^'

Is it @disneyteletubby ?

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

I'd say so far half this cast probably could have been a good addition to the first two ITV era series. The other half shouldn't have made it past auditions to begin with.

 

[ButterTart]

Two more housemates? Unless they're spectacular, I don't think I'll be watching this COCKNEY TODDLER parade after tonight.

 

[FetchFugly]

Why surprisingly 27?

 

[Soldi]

SKIPTON

 

[Agneeta]

I have limits when accepting every queer person.

 

[ButterTart]

How does Big Brother always find such terrible, terrible gays?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I know 27 is old for a twink but fucking hell we need someone in there without their original hip!

 

[Agneeta]

How does Big Brother always find such terrible, terrible gays?

The good ones are here making unpleasant comments about them.

 

[ButterTart]

I know 27 is old for a twink but fucking hell we need someone in there without their original hip!

They really learn nothing year on year, do they?

 

[Agneeta]

Eww

 

[ZenGiraffe]

"You look like me but a straight version"

The DELUSION

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[Soldi]

Oh well at least we’ve got someone from IRELAND

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Only 12 going in on launch night then? Are they bringing in housemates later or as part of some twist? Or some veterans perhaps?

Hoping for an ADJOA MENSAH REVENGE arc.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Although actually 12 is way more than enough with this lot.

 

[Agneeta]

The foil dress!

 

[FetchFugly]

Obsessed with the dress.

 

[Soldi]

Is there only one over 30 in there?

 

[Soldi]

Only 12 going in on launch night then? Are they bringing in housemates later or as part of some twist? Or some veterans perhaps?

Hoping for an ADJOA MENSAH REVENGE arc.

Tarot says the evicted housemate goes back in.

 

[FetchFugly]

Is there only one over 30 in there?

Wasn't Pizza Hut guy thirtysomething too?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

DO IT MOOPY

 

[Agneeta]

They won't send me a passcode to login

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Voted for the farmer guy

Could only get one vote in though, wouldn't send me a passcode to use my other 4 votes.

 

[Soldi]

Why do I need to VERIFY my PHONE number!

 

[Soldi]

Where is the APP may I ask?

 

[Agneeta]

VOTE EMILY

 

[Agneeta]

Look at his hand clutching her tit

 

[Soldi]

Got in just as voting closed

 

[FetchFugly]

Still waiting for my passcode. Seamless.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

VOTE EMILY

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Eww.

But I'm happy for her to stay in a few days to say some vile shit to really amp the boos when she leaves.

The farmer won't bring anything of value whatsoever

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The passcode isn't something that's text to you, it's something you chose last time you logged in.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Natalie

 

[FetchFugly]

OOPS

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Yikes, Nancy should not be up there!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Not Nancy!

The English can't be trusted to vote!