Bruno Mars & Sexyy Red - Fat Juicy and Wet

Throw my legs back, eat my booty from the front
Milk moustache on your face when I cum

:DianeRoss:
 
Gaga literally giving crackets bang in the middle of her own album campaign but turning up to be a video side piece for Bruno Mars? :D this woman is not serious
 
she will literally promote ANYTHING BUT HER OWN (POP) MUSIC!
 
Bored Anna Wintour GIF
 
This is getting SLATED on social media

He just threw his boomer audience in the bin in one fell swoop, and it’s a much bigger portion of his audience than he maybe realises

Or maybe he’s desperately trying to reinvent himself as “current”

Couldn’t he have waited until the hits dried up before becoming a self parody? He just hit #1 again!
 
And yes it’s fucking vile.

The world didn’t need another WAP novelty rap song with cheap baity lyrics. Just awful.
 
He just threw his boomer audience in the bin in one fell swoop, and it’s a much bigger portion of his audience than he maybe realises
Aren't they capable of just...not listening?

I mean we all SKIP JOANNE without cancelling Gaga
 
Oh it won’t affect him one bit. He’s untouchable. I imagine it will be his third top ten collab of the year by February.
 
I initially misread the title as Bruno Mars & Simply Red, and I've yet to be discharged from hospital
 
I initially misread the title as Bruno Mars & Simply Red, and I've yet to be discharged from hospital
Fuck knows what will happen when you get to hear it and discover it's even worse than that nightmare collaboration would be.
 
I'm imagining Vulgar but with someone more marketable than Madonna

Am I close?

(Don't make me press play)
 

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