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In a very vegetative state. Had too much fun last night, ate fried chicken and chips and was then sick all over a dinner tray.
Then I shall grant an exception as long as your shooting in the right direction.But I wish to come to it.

I was cleaning the dining room with iTunes playing on my laptop when my body decided that it wanted to drink and sing instead. I'm drinking Russian Standard vodka that's probably been open for at least three years with Coke that's seventeen months out of date (but tastes fine other than massively reduced carbonation), I'm on my second drink and am completely bladdered. I haven't done it since well before the dog died so I keep getting up to dance with him but he isn't there. Mr F stupidly texted me during Tribute by Tenacious D asking if I could keep it down so he was treated to Hot Dog by Limp Bizkit and I went to the bottom of the stairs to sing "if I say f*ck two more times that's forty six f*cks in this f*cked up rhyme" and he's wound his neck in again and left me to it. I'm such a lightweight nowadays![]()

Make the most of that Russian Standard - it’s mostly disappeared off the shelves after the Ukraine invasion.I was cleaning the dining room with iTunes playing on my laptop when my body decided that it wanted to drink and sing instead. I'm drinking Russian Standard vodka that's probably been open for at least three years with Coke that's seventeen months out of date (but tastes fine other than massively reduced carbonation), I'm on my second drink and am completely bladdered. I haven't done it since well before the dog died so I keep getting up to dance with him but he isn't there. Mr F stupidly texted me during Tribute by Tenacious D asking if I could keep it down so he was treated to Hot Dog by Limp Bizkit and I went to the bottom of the stairs to sing "if I say f*ck two more times that's forty six f*cks in this f*cked up rhyme" and he's wound his neck in again and left me to it. I'm such a lightweight nowadays![]()
Don't worry, I've another litre of it under the utility room sink, along with several bottles of Absolut (different flavours) and a bottle of Milk Vodka that my sister bought me and I've never had the guts to open in case it tastes disgusting.Make the most of that Russian Standard - it’s mostly disappeared off the shelves after the Ukraine invasion.
Don't worry, I've another litre of it under the utility room sink, along with several bottles of Absolut (different flavours) and a bottle of Milk Vodka that my sister bought me and I've never had the guts to open in case it tastes disgusting.

Martine McCutcheon is on BLANKETY BLANK and it got me wondering what does she DO now?
Tiffany's death in EE is such a classic standout moment for me in soap history, I'm not sure if its cos it was one of my earliest memories of the show but I think its an iconic scene
Hi Mopsy! I’m in Malmö and having a nice chilled time. I’m just heading out to EuroClub shortly. It’s open 10pm-5am. I’ll be lucky to last to 1am!
I did yes. He went to a woman in the same block of flats as my mum. She has 2 other cats. She is lovely and the best thing about it is she kept his name which I chose. Paddy! She said she wouldn’t dream of changing it. Mum nas also made a new friend which is nice.Did you manage to rehome the cat?

I did yes. He went to a woman in the same block of flats as my mum. She has 2 other cats. She is lovely and the best thing about it is she kept his name which I chose. Paddy! She said she wouldn’t dream of changing it. Mum nas also made a new friend which is nice.![]()
Russian Standard really was my go to vodka. Had a lovely bite to it.Don't worry, I've another litre of it under the utility room sink, along with several bottles of Absolut (different flavours) and a bottle of Milk Vodka that my sister bought me and I've never had the guts to open in case it tastes disgusting.
What on earth is Milk vodka?![]()
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Yes that's a sad loss.Russian Standard really was my go to vodka. Had a lovely bite to it.
It's SundayI have arrived at the airport early. Just let me check in and go to the pub ffs![]()
Just not in supermarketsYes that's a sad loss.
Edit: you can still buy it.