ButterTart’s Post-2000 Dancerie. FRIDAY at 8:30

[Kate]

Gesaffelstein is pleasing to say as well. GESAFFELSTEIN. Almost as good as KARTOFFELSALAT.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I had a surprisingly good time when I saw Example at TRNSMT last year (remember festivals?)

 

[Tisch]

I'm such a BASIC BITCH but I love early naughties Example. "Sun Came Up" is my favourite. Whatever happened to him?

N.B. I remember he said he would never do a track with Clavin Harris because their voices were too similar.

 

[COB]

Whatever happened to Example? He was everywhere for about six weeks at one point.

 

[ButterTart]

Even better - I was supposed to be spending tonight working on notes for an upcoming job interview

Just tell them what distracted you. If they're any sort of employer, they'll be fine with it and give you the job and an immediate raise.

 

[ButterTart]

Whatever happened to Example? He was everywhere for about six weeks at one point.

I seem to remember he was a joyless bellend on Never Mind the Buzzcocks and everyone just sort of got over him immediately.

 

[Iguana]

Ew, more straights

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I hate a beard that is way too thick compared to the hair fade...

 

[ButterTart]

The only song from 2015 to make the cut.
Philip George & Anton Powers - Alone No More

Incidentally, the only song on this list to sample Another Level.

 

[Kate]

I seem to remember he was a joyless bellend on Never Mind the Buzzcocks and everyone just sort of got over him immediately.

I thought I remembered him being quite dry and amusing, but maybe I've got that wrong.

 

[Tisch]

Omg this as well! I think they used to play this in the straight chavvy clubs I used to get dragged to and I was okay with this one.

Also, nice abs, beautiful abs.

 

[dmlaw]

Dane Bowers will be turning in his grave. I'm just assuming that he's dead.

 

[COB]

I hate a beard that is way too thick compared to the hair fade...

@ me next time /

 

[ButterTart]

From the beach which is equivalent in width to a bourbon, I'm assuming this was filmed in Ibiza.

 

[Kate]

Dane Bowers will be turning in his grave. I'm just assuming that he's dead.

Suffocated in Katie Price's tits (8/10)

 

[ButterTart]

Now, I've only heard this once outside of my playlist, and that was on an advert at a cinema. I apologise if I'm just playing a revamped Pearl & Dean to you.
From 2016
Danny Chen ft. Victoria Ray - Waiting For You

 

[ButterTart]

We've lost Tisch, Ag and ZenGiraffe. They'd better be dead, otherwise I'll feel terribly snubbed.

 

[Tisch]

I'm here

 

[Zu]

Now, I've only heard this once outside of my playlist, and that was on an advert at a cinema. I apologise if I'm just playing a revamped Pearl & Dean to you.
From 2016
Danny Chen ft. Victoria Ray - Waiting For You

This one is really rather lovely

 

[ZenGiraffe]

We've lost Tisch, Ag and ZenGiraffe. They'd better be dead, otherwise I'll feel terribly snubbed.

MILLION VOICES!!!

I almost put this in Dance rate but never got round to it.

 

[Tisch]

Sorry that last one was a bit NEUTRAL for me.

However this one is one those ones you unlocked from the secret areas of my brain!

 

[dmlaw]

Tisch was hiding.

Apparently, he does that.

 

[ButterTart]

From 2012
Otto Knows - Million Voices

I always used to think this would sample Polina Gagareflex off the Eurovisions. Then I actually listened to it and thought it was mint anyway.

 

[ButterTart]

Tisch was hiding.

Apparently, he does that.

Peeping out from the cistern

 

[Tisch]

Tisch was hiding.

Apparently, he does that.

only in the SHADOW OF MY BETTER HALF

 

[dmlaw]

This song was famously covered by some weepy Russian bint at Eurovision.

 

[Tisch]

I've never done any pills stronger than amoxicillin but I need some RIGHT NOW for this song. Cocdamol will do fine

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Now I'm not entirely sure if the science for this video works...

 

[COB]

Apparently McDonald's breakfast is back! Thank you YouTube adverts.

 

[dmlaw]

More heterosexual people throwing their heterosexuality in our faces. I wish someone would throw their heterosexuality in my face.

 

[ButterTart]

From 2014 (That MUST be wrong. SIX YEARS?)
Kygo ft. Conrad Sewell - Firestone

I know he invented tropical house, but this is genuinely stunning.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Remember the half hour period when tropical house was new and original?

 

[COB]

Wasn't this a big hit? It managed to pass me by almost entirely! It's not making a HUGE impression...

 

[Iguana]

More heterosexual people throwing their heterosexuality in our faces. I wish someone would throw their heterosexuality in my face.

I feel @ButterTart is overcompensating with these overtly heterosexual videos

 

[ButterTart]

More heterosexual people throwing their heterosexuality in our faces. I wish someone would throw their heterosexuality in my face.

You say that now, but it was a different story when I bought that human-sized catapult.

 

[COB]

Remember the half hour period when tropical house was new and original?

NO

 

[Iguana]

Wasn't this a big hit? It managed to pass me by almost entirely! It's not making a HUGE impression...

It's one of the very few I recognise (just the chorus)!

 

[Tisch]

Apparently McDonald's breakfast is back! Thank you YouTube adverts.

There's been enough Maccy D's on gay chat lounge Moopy today and I already stated we can't get it delivered to our address. Can't believe you'd be so insensitive

 

[Zu]

I hereby (perhaps rather rashly) declare ‘Firestone’ to be my favourite song of the past TEN YEARS. It sets me off EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME

 

[ButterTart]

I feel @ButterTart is overcompensating with these overtly heterosexual videos

I don't know WHAT you're referring to.

Anyway, from 2018 here's Ant Middleton ft. Ross Kemp - Let's All Spunk on Big Massive Knockers.