ButterTart’s Trampy Trance Night 2.0: COMING SOON

[AGinAg (37)]

DJ SAMMY TURD HAIR

 

[ButterTart]

It's probably for the best the nightclubs have all been turned into gyms and carpet shops; they just couldn't replicate an early-00s night out these days.

 

[Kate]

I didn't want to go for Heaven, and Why is nearly three hours long.

The bobs in the video have nothing to do with it of course.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I love the original AND this version. Big memories of a summer holiday from school when I hear this

Please refrain from age references. I was about 5 years into drugs by this stage. And I started late!

 

[Iguana]

I recollect that the way she changes the gender references doesn't work, or something

 

[ButterTart]

The bobs in the video have nothing to do with it of course.

The bob count goes into quadruple figures by about halfway through this list.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It's probably for the best the nightclubs have all been turned into gyms and carpet shops; they just couldn't replicate an early-00s night out these days.

My gym is literally a former nightclub.

 

[ButterTart]

My gym is literally a former nightclub.

! We're reclaiming them at last!

 

[Kate]

JUDITH!

 

[Iguana]

As the last one of these referenced the passing of The Prince Philip, I'm hoping this one takes into the account the passing of Jim Steinman

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I used to go. I recall my manager giving me a pill in the corner as I pump away on the cross trainer.

 

[ButterTart]

5. Alice Deejay - Will I Ever

DJ Alice Deejay (DJ) is the one @dmlaw evangelises about every chance he gets, so I put this in as a treat.

He thanked me by not turning up to a last minute event he probably didn't know about, the fucking rotter.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The inevitable MISS PRONK!

 

[ButterTart]

As the last one of these referenced the passing of The Prince Philip, I'm hoping this one takes into the account the passing of Jim Steinman

It actually does (after a fashion). More on that SOON.

 

[Kate]

The one where she somehow looks really hot.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The one where she somehow looks really hot.

Especially as she has to work against that hideous green top

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I fucking love Will I Ever.

 

[ButterTart]

The one where she somehow looks really hot.

There was that other one where she was wearing a mask with Cherie Lunghi's face drawn on.

 

[Iguana]

Oh hello Mr Greek God

 

[jivafox]

Here comes the BOG POLICE

 

[ButterTart]

Oh hello Mr Greek God

Hi, we've met already!

 

[ButterTart]

She actually does look unusually fit in this video.

 

[Soldi]

Oh hello Mr Greek God

Leave my husband alone

 

[ButterTart]

6. Gitta - No More Turning Back

Here's some Italodance nonsense from actual Brigitte Nielsen

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I'm worried this won't be an accurate depiction of the year 2020...

 

[ButterTart]

Leave my husband alone

Oh hello, where did you spring up from?

 

[Iguana]

I'm worried this won't be an accurate depiction of the year 2020...

Yes where are all the empty streets?

 

[Kate]

VIRUS ALERT!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm worried this won't be an accurate depiction of the year 2020...

It is. I remember big white windows well.

 

[Soldi]

Oh hello, where did you spring up from?

Backswamp, Missouri

 

[ButterTart]

I have such powerful memories of this from around 2000. There was a much more famous mix by XTM, which was basically just this with the vocals removed

 

[Iguana]

"2020: Very boring"

TRUE!

 

[Iguana]

I have such powerful memories of this from around 2000. There was a much more famous mix by XTM, which was basically just this with the vocals removed

That would DEFINITELY improve it

 

[Tisch]

CURVES! *points to block*

 

[jivafox]

If we did live in a computer simulation I would simply delete my own file.

 

[ButterTart]

That would DEFINITELY improve it

That's Jackie Stallone's ex daughter-in-law you're slagging off!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

God last year was weird.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

That would DEFINITELY improve it

I dunno, I'm enjoying the way she searches for a note without ever truly finding it

 

[Tisch]

If we did live in a computer simulation I would simply delete my own file.

U ok?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

If we did live in a computer simulation I would simply delete my own file.

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