ButterTart
Like Mussolini or Kennedy
The sexy way she rubs her tissue box arse 


There was a Shelley Nelson.We need more popstars called Shelley
She starts controlling them with her touchscreen in a minute.Shelley has some lovely hue lightbulbs I see.
There was a Shelley Nelson.

Oh the one in the charts. I like it. Good use of the sample.YouTube just gave me an ad with a Nightcrawlers ripoff song so I had to watch it all sorry. BACK NOW
AHEAD OF HER TIMEShe starts controlling them with her touchscreen in a minute.

Deadpool's shellsuit wearing sidekick.Yes SHELLY POOLE
Like El Diablo?Quite daring to do a video which is essentially a three minute take for a singer who has no actual charisma.
HOLY SHIT YES!It's like that computer interview program that French and Saunders parodied.
Dead now, of course.

Just popping in to remind people that this once happened LIVE on Channel 5's top daytime chat show, Open House With Gloria Hunniford:
Dead now, of course.
Oh, awkward.Did they also do Land of the Dead (Halloween reprise)?
I might ring and suggest it in fairness.Did they also do Land of the Dead (Halloween reprise)?
Did they also do Land of the Dead (Halloween reprise)?
She's not dead!

Not dead, but did delete her own programShe's not dead!
We all thought that.I realise this song title is in poor taste after the terrible news of Les McKeown's passing.