Captain Sir Tom Moore DEAD

Shoat said:
Captain Tom or Captain Charles? Which Ingram family would you be most ashamed of?

To my delight, my office is still cheerily displaying the original fraud book in the "staff contemplation" room. I contemplated this week. It's more a booklet than a book but there were some poignant moments.

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"My youngest daughter Hannah and her family accompanied me to make sure I got the safely and didn't get into too much trouble"

*Catches deadly global pathogen. Dies* :(


The booklet is otherwise exactly what you'd expect from a publisher / daughter forcing someone to play British Hero - lots of references to Churchill, wartime spirit, and inexplicably a Stormzy callout for the yoof

But I did quite enjoy the multiple references to Granny Fanny, and the reveal that the Captain routinely took Hannah to the local DUMP as a "weekend treat". No wonder she craves nice things.
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To think he wrote all that while hospitalised with pneumonia, and all the time Dame Captain Hannah Moore was by his side with comforting words like "we're being paid by the word."
 
GNL said:
To think he wrote all that while hospitalised with pneumonia, and all the time Dame Captain Hannah Moore was by his side with comforting words like "we're being paid by the word."
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It's incredible how sharp his brain still was that whole time.

The chapter on his beloved youngest daughter Hannah performing life-saving surgeries on all of those dying children is obviously an inspiring story in itself, but Captain Tom's wordsmithing just elevates it to a whole new level.
 
Shoat said:
Captain Tom or Captain Charles? Which Ingram family would you be most ashamed of?

To my delight, my office is still cheerily displaying the original fraud book in the "staff contemplation" room. I contemplated this week. It's more a booklet than a book but there were some poignant moments.

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"My youngest daughter Hannah and her family accompanied me to make sure I got there safely and didn't get into too much trouble"

*Catches deadly global pathogen. Dies* :(


The booklet is otherwise exactly what you'd expect from a publisher / daughter forcing someone to play British Hero - lots of references to Churchill, wartime spirit, and inexplicably a Stormzy callout for the yoof

But I did quite enjoy the multiple references to Granny Fanny, and the reveal that the Captain routinely took Hannah to the local DUMP as a "weekend treat". No wonder she craves nice things.
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Wait, was it written from beyond the grave?
 
jyxz said:
I want to know more about Granny Fanny!
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Sadly the only characterisation she receives is that she was very deeply Christian, and that her dying wish was for her future great-grandchildren to have a home spa they could cleanse their sins in.
 
:YesIHaveDone:

"I may be the chair of the Bedfordshire WI Knitting Circle, but that's pure coincidence. Such a shame for his family. I imagine the daughter could do with a nice relaxing spa day."
 
The house STILL hasn't sold a year after being reduced :(

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Perhaps quoting "potential subject to planning permission" isn't a convincing sell, when a CERTAIN SOMEONE has been all too public about the likelihood of such planning permissions materialising

:YesIHaveDone:
 
The fact that some rotten Tory hasn’t snapped it up to turn it into a CAPTAIN TOM MUSEUM is a recession indicator.
 
:YesIHaveDone::
‘I used to speak to Hannah but they’re not speaking to me, ever since I was very instrumental in bringing down their spa,’ she said. ‘They are very bitter about it. They are so rude.’
While trying to ‘keep out of their way’, she says she has been made aware of Mrs Ingram-Moore’s new online ventures, which she described as ‘absolutely stupid’.
She added: ‘People keep sending me her TikTok videos and she talks about things as though she is an authority on the subject and clearly she is not!’
As for the prospect of the family moving, she says she believes it will be a hard sell.
‘I know the house is back on the market again for a reduced figure,’ she said. ‘They had tried to rent it out but no one seemed to want it. Some people can’t wait to see the back of them but I don’t think they’ll sell their house, not for that price.’
 
WAIT

Has our Jilly returned to mainstream media, without celebration? Was there an accompanying glamorous photoshoot?

"I'm going to keep out of their way. I don't know why they don't like me."

"Hello...the Daily Express? Yes, I'm calling to tell you why Captain Hannah Ingram-Moore is a SHIT BUSINESSWOMAN. And she molests voles."

Incredible work!

:YesIHaveDone:
 
Did they ever arrest Cliff & Russ Abbott for getting a lil' close to Captain Tom on that holiday he immediately died after?
 
NOT AT ALL IMPORTANT NEWS

But I am really enjoying Hannah's latest reinvention as a model / actress / wearer of Goop

She's taken to paying someone to film her as she doesn't do things. Particular love for her short movie "Working Day in London" where she doesn't do any work and instead roams aimlessly and silently around train stations looking at statues.

#Philanthropy

 
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“She doesn’t do anything!”

Errr excuse me, whilst she’s stomping from one end of St Pancras to the other, she’s very busy SCHEMING and PLOTTING her next con! These things don’t just drop from the cloud you know!
 
OMG THAT VIDEO!


I felt like I was watching her VT for Britain’s Got Talent but they forgot to add in her voiceover

“Hi, I’m Hannah, and I’m very good at doing things. I walk to places and sometimes go here and there. I also steal money from charities”
 
THE MUSIC! It's like something from one of those wank HR led workplace videos you're forced to watch in a call centre.
 
She’s definitely thinking about how she’s walking and then walking worse because of it but now she’s conscious she is walking different but it just keeps getting worse :D
 
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