CATURDAY

[AGinAg (37)]

Meow.

 

[SDF]

It doesn’t feel like a Saturday

I’m now sure how Saturday feels, maybe a bit bustier than this though

 

[big ron]

NOT IN THE MOOD

 

[lolly]

Like Kate, I'm going to do a birthday fundraiser next week.

Get your debit and credit cards out people, and please be generous for this cause.

https://www.crowdfunder.co.uk/getwellboris

 

[Dark Carnival]

Like Kate, I'm going to do a birthday fundraiser next week.

Get your debit and credit cards out people, and please be generous for this cause.

https://www.crowdfunder.co.uk/getwellboris

How can I donate a TURD?

 

[ButterTart]

Off to the FARM SHOP in a bit. 'Avin it large.

 

[Soldi]

Like Kate, I'm going to do a birthday fundraiser next week.

Get your debit and credit cards out people, and please be generous for this cause.

https://www.crowdfunder.co.uk/getwellboris

“No matter where you stand left-wing or right-wing , you can only agree that Boris has led the United Kingdom through COVID-19 with sheer determination and passion for his country and the people within”.

Oh yeah apart from the fact that he wanted 80% of the population to catch it and boasted about shaking hands with coronavirus patients What a bunch of FOOLS.

 

[octophone]

Jesus, imagine being such an idiot that you'd donate to that. I wouldn't give him chlamydia.

 

[Rita]

Shit. Did I miss Kate’s Birthday? Happy belated 40th gorgeous. x

 

[Rita]

Like Kate, I'm going to do a birthday fundraiser next week.

Get your debit and credit cards out people, and please be generous for this cause.

https://www.crowdfunder.co.uk/getwellboris

Is this your big one too Lolly?

 

[lolly]

Is this your big one too Lolly?

FUCK OFF

 

[lolly]

xxx

 

[ButterTart]

Like Kate, I'm going to do a birthday fundraiser next week.

Get your debit and credit cards out people, and please be generous for this cause.

https://www.crowdfunder.co.uk/getwellboris

I like the first comment by the nurse. Sadly she was one of few there who wasn't a total cunt.

 

[Rita]

FUCK OFF

HOW OLD WILL YOU BE?

 

[lolly]

HOW OLD WILL YOU BE?

ONE SHORT

I've just been saying 'nearly fifty' for the last year to prepare myself for it

 

[Shirley]

I’m now sure how Saturday feels, maybe a bit bustier than this though

Is Saturday feeling THIS busty or even BUSTIER?

 

[Shirley]

I think of myself as being 50 now, it doesn't really feel HERE NOR THERE TBH

 

[Rita]

3 years come September for me. I am also coming to terms with it.

 

[big ron]

QUITE NICE TITS

 

[BoysForSeles]

Some high drama for those missing sporting action

 

[Kate]

Appropriately for both that and the thread title, today is National Pet Day

 

[Kate]

I saw the one with them eating

 

[Kate]

Like Kate, I'm going to do a birthday fundraiser next week.

Get your debit and credit cards out people, and please be generous for this cause.

https://www.crowdfunder.co.uk/getwellboris

Just going to test whether you can donate £0 to leave a comment.

 

[Kate]

"Donation amount must be at least 1"

PISS

 

[octophone]

"Donation amount must be at least 1"

PISS

It's almost worth it. But not quite.

 

[Star]

@Kate your birthday fundraiser was brilliant, well done! <3

 

[Kate]

I am dead pleased with how well it did!

 

[ButterTart]

I started drinking at HALF 2, and I've guzzled nearly an ENTIRE bottle of WKD. I'm spiralling out of control, Moopy.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I've had to get a fan out. I've slept off most my hangover which is a bonus.

 

[lolly]

How is it possible to do so little, yet feel so knackered all of the time?

 

[Star]

How is it possible to do so little, yet feel so knackered all of the time?

It's like the more you sleep, the more tired you feel.

 

[lolly]

I mean I suppose staying up to 3am watching Eurovision reruns is never going to be top of a list of sleep hygiene top tips, but even so...

 

[Star]

I'm feeling quite claustrophobic today

 

[lolly]

Anyway, after the HORROR of the M&S mix up midweek, I've just been to Aldi and bought two bottles of rosé for the rewatch tonight. I chucked some milk, eggs and paracetamol in the basket, just in case I was stopped by police on the way home.

 

[Rita]

I have a friend doing a live gig tonight online so will be tuning in and drinking copiously.

 

[Lucille]

Let’s all get BATTERED girls

 

[big ron]

Let’s all get BATTERED girls

Get? Some of us have been drinking since lunch for a fucking change

 

[Sheena]

For once, I’ve kept off the sauce so far today, though I am getting on it later.

THERE IS NOTHING ELSE TO DO!

 

[Lucille]

There really isn’t!

 

[Sheena]

My next door neighbour is a really nice guy but he is currently on his balcony the phone talking about 5G Coronavirus theories being feasible, how he reckons Russia have a hand in all of it and that murders and suicides due to lockdown are at a higher rate than Covid deaths but no one is reporting it.