Celebrities out SHOPPING

[AGinAg (37)]

Post a picture of a STAR at the SHOPS.

Everything starts with Enya with her handbag full of stolen vape juice, safeguarding and dildos.

 

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Followed by Shakira stocking up on carbs ready to fend off the next feral attack.

 

[GNL]

 

[Lucille]

 

[Diddy]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Priceless!

 

[Lucille]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

ONJ gets a bargain at the morgue!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Ru realised he's bought the wrong super noodles. He wanted chicken flavour, but mistakenly picked up bacon.

 

[COB]

Su raids the fixtures and fittings at the BHS closing down sale:

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Su raids the fixtures and fittings at the BHS closing down sale:
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I'M SU POLLARD AND WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW

*snaps up the whole lighting section at 70% off*

 

[Sally Thomsett]

 

[Marina Salty]

 

[SystemAddict]

TRY before you BUY

 

[Rita]

 

[Marina Salty]

 

[Rita]

 

[SystemAddict]

“Can you finish unloading the shopping please James? I just need to pop back in for some SUN SHIMMER INSTANT SELF TAN EXTRA DARK MATTE.”

 

[K.C.]

 

[Kratz]

 

[octophone]

Moving house, pet?

 

[octophone]

"I wonder if I can get those lemon NikNaks up my jumper?"

 

[COB]

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I almost didn't recognise her with a top on

 

[octophone]

"Orange plastic, plastic like my soul, our souls are all plastic and burning like orange lights in the cavern of Hell....sounds pretty decent, I'll give Eno a call..."

 

[Rita]

 

[jyxz]

 

[Rita]

 

[Diddy]

Omgggg I spent about 5 seconds thinking OMG that’s never Kylie

 

[Tisch]

 

[Marina Salty]

 

[Marilyn]

 

[Ellie]

 

[Marina Salty]

Jessica Lange

 

[RS]

I saw the former head of EBU the other day shopping, I should’ve taken a pic.

 

[SystemAddict]

CLEA in the clearance aisle @ ASDA.

 

[Christian]

Tulisa shortly before the car was repossessed by the FEDS

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Where is she now?

A good chance the answer is prison, I shouldn't wonder.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

She hasn't tweeted in 18 months and doesn't appear to have Instagram.

Did she DIE?

 

[GNL]

She hasn't tweeted in 18 months and doesn't appear to have Instagram.

Did she DIE?

She definitely had an Instagram when Misha B dropped her missive last year.

 

[Dark Carnival]