Celebrity Traitors S1 Shag Rank

[ZenGiraffe]

Someone needs to start it.

Niko Omilana

Stephen Fry

Nick Mohammed

Joe Marler

Alan Carr

Joe Wilkinson

Jonathan Ross

Tom Daley

Mark Bonnar

David Olusoga

 

[ZenGiraffe]

1. Joe Marler
2. Niko Omilana
3. Nick Mohammed
4. Mark Bonnar
5. Joe Wilkinson
6. Alan Carr
7. David Olusoga
8. Tom Daley
9. Stephen Fry
10. Jonathan Ross

 

[Sheena]

1. Joe Marler
2. Nick Mohammed
3. Joe Wilkinson
4. Tom Daley
5. Niko Omilana
6. Mark Bonnar
7. Jonathan Ross
8. David Olusoga
9. Alan Carr
10.Stephen Fry

 

[Lucille]

Quite DIFFICULT this one.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Quite DIFFICULT this one.

Quite.

And we rank ALL OF THEM please and thank you, not just the ones you actively desire

(Not aimed at you Lucy, you have INTEGRITY)

 

[Generic Account]

1. Nick Mohammed

 

[Lucille]

Mark Bonnar
Joe Marler
Joe Wilkinson
Niko Omilana
Tom Daley
Nick Mohammed
David Olusoga
Jonathan Ross
Alan Carr
Stephen Fry

 

[Lucille]

1. Nick Mohammed

 

[ZenGiraffe]

And we rank ALL OF THEM please and thank you

1. Nick Mohammed

 

[Generic Account]

OK!

1. Nick
2. Mark
3. Niko
4. Joe W
5. Joe M
6. Tom begrudgingly
7. David
8. Alan
9. Stephen
10. Jonathan

 

[Tisch]

1. Tom Daley
2. Joe Marler
3. Mark Bonnar
4. Niko Omilana
5. Nick Mohammed
6. Joe Wilkinson
7. David Olusoga
8. Jonathan Ross
9. Alan Carr
10. Stephen Fry

 

[ZenGiraffe]

1. Tom Daley
2. Joe Marler
3. Mark Bonnar
4. Niko Omilana
5. Nick Mohammed
6. Joe Wilkinson
7. David Olusoga
8. Jonathan Ross
9. Alan Carr
10. Stephen Fry

 

[Tisch]

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~*floods*~

 

[GNL]

There is nobody here I would like to shag.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

There is nobody here I would like to shag.

RANK ANYWAY

 

[Tisch]

There is nobody here I would like to shag.

Bit rude. What about the Celebrity Traitors though?

 

[Lucille]

There is nobody here I would like to shag.

Heaven forbid a man is OVER 30!

 

[GNL]

Heaven forbid a man is OVER 30!

If it helps Nick Mohammed is CLOSEST to making the cut.

 

[Tisch]

There's definitely SOMETHING about Nick Mohammed. Strictly in movement only and especially when solving puzzles

I especially like when his actual smarts go against Stephen Fry's faux smarts

 

[ILL ADVISED]

1. Joe
2. Nick
3. Niko
4. Joe W
5. Mark
6. David
7. Tom
8. Alan
9. Stephen
10. Jonathan

 

[Dark Carnival]

Joe M
Tom
Niko
Nick
Mark
Joe W
David
Alan
Jonathan
Stephen

 

[Jacques]

1. Tom Daley
2. Niko Omilana
3. Joe Marler
4. Nick Mohammed
5. Mark Bonnar
6. Joe Wilkinson
7. David Olusoga
8. Alan Carr
9. Jonathan Ross
10. Stephen Fry

Would say I'd stop after Joe Wilkinson.

 

[rhythmbandit]

1. Joe M
2. Mark
3. Niko
4. Tom
5. Nick
6. David
7. Joe W
8. Alan
9. Jonathan
10. Stephen

 

[SvalaWuzRobbed]

1. Nick
2. Joe M
3. Mark
4. Niko
5. David
6. Tom
7. Stephen
8. Joe W
9. Alan
10. Jonathan

 

[Lucille]

Would say I'd stop after Joe Wilkinson.

You’d be QUITE TIRED at that point.

 

[PercyPig]

Obsessed

 

[big ron]

I imagine Fry is a grunter. Ross for all his faults is probably an attentive lover

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I imagine Fry is a grunter. Ross for all his faults is probably an attentive lover

FULL RANKING PLEASE

 

[Lucille]

Fry is only into TUMMY SWORDS, so what even IS THE POINT. The thought of him GRIMLY and SLOWLY frotting away atop of me is bringing up my morning muesli.

 

[lolly]

01 Niko
02 David
03 Mark
04 Tom
05 Joe W
06 Nick
07 Joe M
08 Alan
09 Jonathan
10 Stephen

 

[lolly]

It really is SLIM PICKINGS on the front though

 

[Lucille]

 

[ILL ADVISED]

 

[Music]

01. Joe M
02. Niko
03. Mark
04. Tom
05. Joe W
06. Nick
07. David
08. Ross
09. Alan
10. Stephen

 

[Penelope]

For all it may concern, I'm reliably informed that Joe Marler's brother is a Clonezone-shopping greedy bottom.

 

[jyxz]

For all it may concern, I'm reliably informed that Joe Marler's brother is a Clonezone-shopping greedy bottom.

 

[Shirley]

Fry is only into TUMMY SWORDS, so what even IS THE POINT. The thought of him GRIMLY and SLOWLY frotting away atop of me is bringing up my morning muesli.

HOW do we know this? Who WANTED TO KNOW enough to ASK

 

[Penelope]

HOW do we know this? Who WANTED TO KNOW enough to ASK

Didn't he say so in his MEMOIRS?

 

[Lucille]

 

[Joseph]

Who is Joe Marler and why do I need him to sit on my face