Celebrity Traitors (UK) S01E03

[ZenGiraffe]

OMG

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I wasn't around to watch live last week, so glad to have a snippet of the repair shop to judge harshly.

Though hello to this POLISHER

 

[Lucille]

HI GIRLS!

 

[Ellie]

What the hell is The Repair Shop doing, repairing some super creepy doll?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

That doll is very clearly HAUNTED

 

[ZenGiraffe]

HATE IT

 

[Ellie]

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I think her mum smashed it on purpose in horror.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[Finn]

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Spurr burr burrr

 

[ZenGiraffe]

PRAY FOR NIKO

 

[Ellie]

Charlotte thinking Celia is clearly full of crap!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[Lucille]

Oh I’m glad the ridiculous Kate has survived!

 

[ManicKangaroo]

All those saying Niko's a great traitor but not that great if they think that they "caught" him

 

[Finn]

The fucking cheek at them voting off the one who needed the BBC One mainstream / old people exposure the most

 

[Lucille]

The fucking cheek at them voting off the one who needed the BBC One mainstream / old people exposure the most

Probably easier for them to vote off the ones they don’t KNOW quite early since a lot of them are quite PALLY.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The traitors are BRILLIANT

They say as Alan bumbles around barely able to hide his BETRAYAL

 

[Lucille]

I’ve changed my mind on Tom, we really need his PETTY SNIDE FAGGY energy.

 

[ManicKangaroo]

Gratuitous SHOWER scene of Tom

 

[Sardonicus]

Tom winning the SHOW CLEAVAGE mini war with Charlotte so far this episode.

 

[Lucille]

Gratuitous SHOWER scene of Tom

Oh he’s dead!

 

[Ellie]

Is Charlotte rivalling Claudia for knitwear?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

What the fuck is Jonathan wearing?

 

[PercyPig]

RUTH!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

YES RUTH

 

[Agneeta]

GO ON RUTH

 

[PercyPig]

Awwww no Tom!

 

[Ellie]

Oh what a shame. Deprived of more eye rolls.

 

[Lucille]

NO!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Alan entirely unable to act!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

NO!

The Lucy kiss of death

 

[Ellie]

Jonathan’s stirring is a bit obvious.

 

[Ellie]

“Don’t piss in my ear and tell me it’s raining!”

 

[Lucille]

omg

 

[ZenGiraffe]

SCREAMING

 

[Agneeta]

OMFG

 

[Agneeta]

I did not have Celia Imrie farting on my bingo card.

 

[Tisch]

I did not have Celia Imrie farting on my bingo card.

I'm 15 mins behind but this is a spoiler I can absolutely get behind

 

[Ellie]

They’re getting a bit wet. It’s hardly a bushtucker trial

 

[Tisch]

I thought Tom might be a goner the way they spunked away that shower scene so early on