Celebrity Traitors (UK) S01E06

[Lucille]

Celia really is a QoL.

 

[Lucille]

Want Joe to shred my arsehole until it looks like Claudia’s sweater neck.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Want Joe to shred my arsehole until it looks like Claudia’s sweater neck.

I want him to smother me by sitting on my FACE.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

MOST OF MY EYES!

 

[Ellie]

Kind of feel sorry for Kate now.

 

[FetchFugly]

Celia gleefully claiming to be two faced

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I worry that's an error from Nick

 

[PercyPig]

Does Joe Marler own a jock strap?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Does Joe Marler own a jock strap?

Yes, but a REAL ONE for SPORT

 

[PercyPig]

I worry that's an error from Nick

Any kind of strategising is bad. Hopefully Joe keeps it zipped.

 

[Lucille]

Joe’s piercing blue eyes.

 

[Sheena]

They’re terrible at this.

 

[Sheena]

Oh and UGH at ANOTHER recycled challenge.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Lucy giving Kate SHORT SHRIFT

 

[PercyPig]

Get fucking rid of Jonathan!

 

[Lucille]

No one naming Alan, I can’t believe he’s killing it.

 

[Lucille]

Claudia’s pink lip is a bit of a BOOT.

 

[FetchFugly]

For the game I think Jonathan needs to go.

 

[Lucille]

Something about a man in a LOVELY JUMPER.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Something about a man in a LOVELY JUMPER.

I'll even forgive the DISGUSTING JORTS

 

[PercyPig]

Stephen boring the fucking life out of this game

 

[Lucille]

Not the AUTISM CARD!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Cat CANCELLING Stephen as DEFLECTION is my favourite thing I've ever seen

 

[Sardonicus]

TAKE HIM DOWN JOE!

 

[Dark Carnival]

GET HER JADE!

 

[FetchFugly]

Jonathan doing A LOT of talking there.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

God I didn't think I could desire Joe more but HERE WE ARE

 

[GNL]

Not the AUTISM CARD!

Stephen Fry should have dropped a

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Alan's smirk sent me there

 

[PercyPig]

No Alan!

 

[Lucille]

GET HER JADE!

 

[FetchFugly]

Oh Alan. HUSH NOW

 

[Ellie]

Why do they always talk about Jonathan first and then instantly forget when it comes to the vote?

 

[PercyPig]

How has this unravelled back to Joe!

 

[Sardonicus]

Joe has his GAME FACE on

 

[Dark Carnival]

OH SHUT UP!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

NICK NO

 

[FetchFugly]

The way Stephen talks you would think he hates this show.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Nick and Joe look like total traitors now