Dark Carnival
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Come on Celia you can do it!
it’s probably going to be KateI don't want to live in a world where Alan goes before Jonathan



What I'd do is toast to Jonathan, then "fuck up" and say Joe then correct to Jonathan
What I'd do is toast to Jonathan, then "fuck up" and say Joe then correct to Jonathan

zen is such a shit traitor![]()


I had the exact same thought. It could be completely inconspicuous if they play it right. I do also think it needs to be Alan who says it because Cat proposing a toast and using that phrase would be wildly out of character for someone whose contribution to every group conversation is the occasional close-up of her eating.Actually, there is a way around this. Doesn’t appear to be a time limit, so you do a toast to Jonathan, as everyone is cheer-sing, end it with “parting is such sweet sorrow”, stay silent and then “Kate, can you pass the salt, love” thirty seconds later.