Celebrity Traitors (UK) S01E08

[Agneeta]

 

[Lucille]

So a contestant’s stylist contacted me this week about dressing them for an EXTENSIVE media tour following the end of the series

 

[Halli]

Loved Cat on THE ONE SHOW casually dropping an albam tomorrow talking about the Traitors

 

[PercyPig]

Is this the celeb version “I’d spend the money on my mums sisters dead parrot”?

 

[Lucille]

How do we manifest a Celia/Joe win?

 

[PercyPig]

He’s spiralling here

 

[Ellie]

That’s the perfect way to hide it!

 

[Sardonicus]

Poor Alan BABBLING INCOHERENTLY

 

[PercyPig]

Loved Cat on THE ONE SHOW casually dropping an albam tomorrow talking about the Traitors

I wonder where she’ll be on NMF now she’s on the biggest show in the world (in the UK) right now.

 

[Lucille]

The bit of grey the end of Joe’s beard.

 

[Halli]

I wonder where she’ll be on NMF now she’s on the biggest show in the world (in the UK) right now.

#2 - CAT should equal the Pussy Palace position; only fair

 

[Lucille]

omg if it’s Celia

 

[PercyPig]

YOU BASTARDS!

 

[Agneeta]

No!

 

[Lucille]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Halli]

oh NO!

 

[Lucille]

 

[PercyPig]

I guess it would have been whoever was sat next to him?

 

[Lucille]

Alan must pay.

 

[Halli]

Joe is only 35?!

 

[Lucille]

POOR JOE

 

[Lucille]

Joe is only 35?!

He looks exactly 35!

 

[Halli]

Is Nicks facial expressions are getting amusingly more animated as it goes on..

 

[FetchFugly]

David always seems to get it spectacularly wrong.

 

[Halli]

He looks exactly 35!

add a decade

 

[PercyPig]

David might as well be a traitor the way he puts everyone on a different track

 

[Lucille]

Joe’s boots and shorts ensemble.

 

[PercyPig]

That huge estate only has room for one posho game a day

 

[Sardonicus]

Oh Kate. Murder by chutney or sun dried tomato?

 

[Agneeta]

Kate is fucking useless.

 

[Agneeta]

Oh Kate. Murder by chutney or sun dried tomato?

Not just a murder, an M&S murder.

 

[Lucille]

“Did anyone ask for something with the cheese, that was unusual”

One of our greatest minds!

 

[Halli]

I just don't know how Kate was able to present Life Stories? Anyone would think the producers gave her the questions to ask.

 

[FetchFugly]

POOR Clare's demonic head

 

[Sheena]

How’s your head?

WELL…

 

[Lucille]

Claudia’s sweater

 

[Agneeta]

Every one of those heads needs to be an emoji

 

[straightorbroken]

I think I spotted Heidi Sugababes among those heads.

Loved Kate Go-Away from Alan.

 

[Lucille]

Nick’s AGILITY! He’d be such a FLEXIBLE BOTTOM!

 

[Lucille]

Free Joe FOOT SHOTS