Celebrity Traitors (UK) S02E01

[Agneeta]

Less than two hours to go. I'm personally prolapsing at the prospect.

 

[Agneeta]

Traitors prediction: McNally, Rajan and Ramsey.

 

[Rita]

I’ll say Miranda Hart, James Blunt and Jerry Hall.

 

[ExcitableWoof]

I want Julie to do well and I am completely here here for James Blunt being rehabilitated via this

 

[jyxz]

I just hope and pray there won’t be any Big Dog chat

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh she has a new pet!

 

[Madison]

I predict: Jama, Blunt and Lycett

 

[ZenGiraffe]

We're going to get such exciting fashions from Joe Lycett

 

[Sardonicus]

Are we doing a SWEEPSTAKE again?

 

[Madison]

I don’t care what happens as long as Rajan dies early.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

GOD I LOVE MIRANDA

 

[PercyPig]

Hesmondhalgh gushing over Myha'la

 

[ZenGiraffe]

OBSESSED

 

[FetchFugly]

Harper Stern was gagged.

 

[Tisch]

I feel like they're going for TENSION but it's more AWKWARD at the moment teebs. Sure it'll get going soon...

 

[PercyPig]

Harper Stern was gagged.

This is going to be a better name than trying to spell Myha'la every time

 

[Agneeta]

Straight in with game play. Love it.

 

[FetchFugly]

Ross Kemp talking about dicing with death with cartel bosses already.

 

[Ellie]

Ross Kemp talking about dicing with death with cartel bosses already.

But can’t convincingly order a pint in The Vic.

 

[Ellie]

Only 2

 

[Madison]

Oh wow - only two? Will they immediately recruit a third?

 

[Agneeta]

Only 2 that's a twist.

 

[ManicKangaroo]

Maybe they'll be allowed to recruit their own third

 

[Tisch]

Maybe Fiona is the Secret Traitor again

 

[PercyPig]

Is the traitors lineup ever really complete anyway?

 

[cwej]

Only 2 was a twist in itself!! Yeah I reckon they’ll recruit tonight even though there’s no murder.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

A BOLD STRATEGY

 

[Ellie]

Oh Richard!

 

[PercyPig]

I mean if you’re not sure who to vote for might as well go for Richard now

But in true traitors fashion it’ll all be forgotten about tomorrow.

 

[ExcitableWoof]

Nobody will vote for him

 

[Agneeta]

No idea how that's going to pan out.

 

[Ellie]

Is this going to be like the big giant crab man SNL sketch? So they’ll banish Kenny first

 

[Sardonicus]

But in true traitors fashion it’ll all be forgotten about tomorrow.

They're already on the path of "oh it's too obvious"

 

[Ellie]

I literally said out loud half an hour ago that Richard is far too honest and can’t lie, so would be a shit traitor.

 

[cwej]

Jerry seems to have no clue what’s going on at all. AND IS WASTED.

 

[Agneeta]

Absolutely astonishing disastrous game play within hours.

 

[Superstylin']

Spoiler: Spoiler

if it’s like the us seasons currently showing, they pick two people to go head to head and the loser is murdered and the winner becomes the third traitor

 

[Tisch]

Ooh a good twist!

Personally I'd just make up my mind beforehand on who I'd want to murder and who I'd want to recruit but of course they'll need to ham up the pleading part for the TV aspect of it all...

 

[FetchFugly]

Blunt's butter greased nipples

 

[Agneeta]

JAMES BLUNT GREASED NIPPLES