Celine Dion PARIS RESIDENCY

Fuck dynamic pricing. Fuck fuck fuck it.

I still actually think concerts should be one price fits all full stop and first come, first served, rather than just giving the rich the opportunity to do what the fuck they like. I still get annoyed if ever I look at a so-called "VIP golden platinum circle" shite and people stood there not knowing the fucking words.

I thought there was lots of legislation floating about to try and make ticket buying fairer?

It is all too much of a crap shoot and too stressful

Twitter on the presale day was 90% people selling their tickets they had just bought and 9% complaining about the queue and 1% happy they got tickets
 
So this is new...

You click your tickets and it then takes three minutes to decide if they're actually there or not, during which time you can't click about seeing if anything else is there. "Assistance" my ARSE.
 
What?

I clicked one of the shows which took me into this 32 minute queue so far.... so is that all I will have an option on?

I hate it!!
 
What?

I clicked one of the shows which took me into this 32 minute queue so far.... so is that all I will have an option on?

I hate it!!

It's just BIZARRE! I've never seen this before...

If I get TWO, you can come with me, love :disco:
 
I'm getting 500 Euro VIP packages but fuck that
 
I say "offered", I never clicked through to find out whether they were actually there.
 
This "Assistance Billeterie" wank is absolutely appalling. What does it actually DO? Just throws loads of people in a random queue for a ticket that's not there?

WHO INVENTS THIS SHIT?
 
I forgot the Ticketmaster queue...still at 140k :D
 
Thing is, we'll get through all this anyway, finally get a ticket and it will change to 1000 Euro for dynamic pricing anyway
 
Oh hold on, I'm now in ANOTHER waiting room!

YOU COULDN'T MAKE THIS UP!
 
Oh hold on, I've now been kicked out of Fnac and "do I want to rejoin the queue"?

Fuck this, I'm out.
 
Well "enjoy" Fnac...cause it was a fucking binfire of a set up :D
 
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FUCK OFF
 
I was never tempted but I'm guessing it was relatively easy to get tickets to her Vegas residency when she did that? What was the pricing like for that?

Obviously this is very different as it's post-illness revelation and a "comeback". It feels more like the Kate Bush shows, albeit that was after over THIRTY years of no shows, and I don't think dynamic pricing existed then...
 
I remember Kate Bush being surprisingly easy...

It was always going to be tough, no doubt about it- I'm not annoyed at not getting tickets itself, just the absolute SHENANIGANS that go on when you try to.
 
She's probably going to LIP it all ANYWAY. Just needs a new KITCHEN.
 
I was so stressed about Kate Bush but that was very straightforward

I think I am lucky when it comes to Kate as I went to the pop up store she did in London and won a signed copy of her book from the raffle
 

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