Challenge 6 - Tuesday

[Tisch]

Chopping carefully into the yolk so it spooges over the bread. PHWOAR.

I had an American friend tell me once my egg was "not cooked" because it splooged. They just eat them hard. Idiots.

 

[Lucille]

My flat mate and his gf move out in 5 days and it can’t come SOON ENOUGH.

 

[big ron]

I had a dream last night about SUOMI of all people, which is odd as I don’t even know what he looks like.

I’m meant to be meeting a friend for a drink in the park tomorrow, however over the past few days she’s gone and invited ALL and SUNDRY so not really sure what to do.

Stay 2m away from each other and you'll be fine.

 

[Star]

I almost ALWAYS cook breakfast. Mr Ag is currently prepping FRIED EGG ON TOAST and fuck me it's EFFORT.

Breakfast at 11:52? We'd almost finished our lunch by then.

 

[Kate]

I can't get my fridge out of its HOLE. I'm going to have to call a MAN

 

[Kate]

Or Floppet. @Floppet how soon can you get to Hammersmith

 

[Lucille]

Stay 2m away from each other and you'll be fine.

I’m more concerned about attracting attention, although I was in the park the other day and saw lots of large groups and no one batted an eyelid.

 

[octophone]

Chopping carefully into the yolk so it spooges over the bread. PHWOAR.

You fucking PERVERT.

However, I'm prepared to overlook this based on the fabulous word "spooges".

 

[floppet]

Or Floppet. @Floppet how soon can you get to Hammersmith

Sorry dearest Kate, I'd love to help but I don't do heavy lifting. That's a job for a big strapping bloke!

 

[Kate]

Bugger. I was hoping you might know some other magic trick to make it work again.

 

[Lucille]

HIT IT WITH A HAMMER.

 

[floppet]

Bugger. I was hoping you might know some other magic trick to make it work again.

I don't know much about fridges or freezers, because they have gas in them I won't faff. Sorry, it's a daft question but I have to ask, you haven't just accidentally knocked the temperature dial have you?

 

[Kate]

Nope. Tried fiddling with that to no avail. I've turned it off now to see if a defrost helps. If not, I've found an appliance-mendy MAN nearby on Google with good reviews. UGH.

 

[big ron]

I’m more concerned about attracting attention, although I was in the park the other day and saw lots of large groups and no one batted an eyelid.

No, apparently the police have given up because they don't want to be the brunt of peoples anger, which is fair enough.

 

[Zu]

As I always say, I don’t see the problem with water cannons and machine guns. You don’t see anyone arguing with them

 

[octophone]

As I always say, I don’t see the problem with water cannons and machine guns. You don’t see anyone arguing with them

Didn't BORIS cough up for a few water cannons?

 

[Diddy]

Are @Jacques and @Jark pronounced the same way?

 

[Zu]

Isn’t @Jark pronounced YARK?

 

[Lucille]

Fun fact : “Zu-Klara” is pronounced the same as “GET OUT OF MY BINS!”

 

[Jark]

Isn’t @Jark pronounced YARK?

 

[Jark]

It's pronounced "kweéeeen" (and don't fuck up the accent)

 

[Diddy]

Or maybe Jacques is just the French Jark

or maybe Jark is the British Jacques

 

[COB]

It's pronounced "kweéeeen" (and don't fuck up the accent)

Well that's Jacques out of the way, but how do we pronounce Jark?

 

[octophone]

I was a mite bewildered to be asked of late if "octophone" was pronounced to rhyme with "Persephone".

No. No it isn't.

It's pronounced Throat Wobbler Mangrove [/montypython]

 

[octophone]

Isn’t @Jark pronounced YARK?

Yes, but it's spelt YARQ.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Well it was nice to pop to my 'rents. It's so easy to keep social distance and still be ACCUSED by others of BREAKING THE RULES.

 

[Kate]

How are they both doing?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

They were FINE.

Mostly I enjoyed the sound of birdsong over SCREAMING CHILDREN.

 

[floppet]

My mum's been to pick my dad up today (his ashes). Facetimed her to make sure she was alright and she gleefully showed me his box in the cupboard where he'll now reside until she's gone too so we can scatter them together. It isn't even shoebox sized.