Charlene - I've Never Been To Me

[VoR]

Because I woke up this morning and thought "Y'know what VoR? You're just not gay ENOUGH yet...."

 

[Ellie]

HEY LADY.

 

[Joseph]

uploaded

 

[VoR]

I love how it's actually one of the most ridiculous songs ever written.

"I've been to NICE
and the ISLE OF GREECE"

 

[Shirley]

Hey
And you know what PARADISE is?
It's a LIE

 

[Sheena]

I've MOVED like HARLOW
In MONTE CARLO
And showed em what I GOT

is simultaneously the BEST, MOST RIDICULOUS and GAYEST lyric of all time

 

[Joseph]

the spoken word bit just takes it OTT

 

[K@ne]

I've spent my LIFE exploring
the SUBTLE WHORING
that costs too much to be free

The whole song is like a Moopy mantra.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This has just had a resurrection in my life mainly due to this ridiculous slightly tits out remix posted by I think @dmlaw :

 

[GNL]

This came on within a stream of EASY LISTENING prompted by playing the Carpenters on Spotify and I'd never clocked just how polemic the lyrics to this are.

High camp tradwife propaganda!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Too much subtle whoring.

 

[Finn]

Can we have a poll please @Moderator?

 

[Finn]

THANKS GUYS

So brilliantly preposterous and singular in its vision, it can only be a 10 from me. It's poetry. It's performance art.

 

[Joseph]

Forever 10

 

[Joseph]

 

[Generic Account]

Love

 

[GNL]

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