Charli XCX drowns in vat of horse cum

[Penelope]

Try the BRAND NEW horse cum visualiser!

 

[Tisch]

Ann Lee said to be TITILLATED to meet her in heaven, according to latest ouija board headlines

 

[Agneeta]

Whigfield mimes drowning in horse cum.

 

[big ron]

 

[GNL]

Taylor Swift re-releasing her latest album on horse cum white vinyl as a touching tribute. Fans speculate that new track 'Whore Scum (Song 4 Charli)' may contain subliminals.

 

[funky]

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[Joseph]

RuPaul to invite HORSE CUM to guest judge on DRAG RACE CHEADLE

 

[Penelope]

AMY LAMÉ announces new one-off HORSE CUM DISCO club night in memoriam, to RAISE FUNDS for CHARITY and LONDON NIGHTLIFE

 

[GNL]

AMY LAMÉ announces new one-off HORSE CUM DISCO club night in memoriam, to RAISE FUNDS for CHARITY and LONDON NIGHTLIFE

A real baptism of fire for her as she begins her tenure as London's first horse cum tsar.

Not to be confused with Russia's first horse cum tsar, Catherine the Great.

 

[Joseph]

Tayler Swaft to release HORSE CUM REMIX of her semenal hit “White Horse”

 

[K.C.]

Catherine the Great impersonator found DEAD in Charli XCX' bathtub from drowning in horse cum. Photographs of the scene to be hung in Kremlin's new equestrian wing.

 

[Finn]

This is a SUSPICIOUS DEATH

She always carried her horse cum snorkel with her

 

[Joseph]

Whitney Houston reincarnated as the vat of horse cum that Charles XMX drowns in

 

[Shirley]

NAR: The GENERAL SYNOD ATE MY BABY, claims DB BOULEVARD