Chocolate Messiah Friday

[octophone]

In the office. No bugger in. Managers in a "conference".

There will be premium level fucking around today.

 

[lolly]

No eggs until Sunday!

CHOC TEASE

 

[Rita]

I had some good sex last night so GOOD FRIDAY INDEED.

 

[Soldi]

I have six hours of travelling today

IN THIS HEAT

 

[Lucille]

I slept 4 hours the previous night then worked ALL DAY and still I woke up at 7.30 today.

SO TIRED!

 

[Lucille]

Even the man in the greasy spoon by my flat this morning said ‘WOW YOU LOOK TIRED’.

 

[Lucille]

Let me buy a sausage baguette in PEACE!

 

[Rita]

GO BACK TO BED LUCILLE

 

[Dark Carnival]

Off to Berlin this weekend

 

[Dark Carnival]

THEN TO HEMEL HEMPSTEAD

 

[Dark Carnival]

But I'm staying in WATFORD

 

[Rita]

THEN TO HEMEL HEMPSTEAD

What Moopers are you meeting up with when you are over? @Soldi ?

 

[Dark Carnival]

What Moopers are you meeting up with when you are over? @Soldi ?

NONE

 

[Soldi]

What Moopers are you meeting up with when you are over? @Soldi ?

I had to cancel my Paris trip

 

[Lucille]

But I'm staying in WATFORD

Jesus.

 

[Nancy]

One of my blinds has been jammed for months and I’ve not been able to open it. Just tried it again and realised I’ve been pulling the cord the wrong way.

 

[Nancy]

I never get up any later than 6am

 

[Rita]

I had to cancel my Paris trip

He is coming to Hemel Hempstead love.

 

[Rita]

NONE

DON’T FUCKING LIE TO ME! Details. MOVE!

 

[Dark Carnival]

I had to cancel my Paris trip

I was ONLY going to that concert because of YOU!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Jesus.

What? Am I going to get stabbed?

 

[Dark Carnival]

DON’T FUCKING LIE TO ME! Details. MOVE!

I'll be there for work, with work stuff in the evening as well. I don't see myself inviting moopers to THAT

 

[Rita]

I'll be there for work, with work stuff in the evening as well. I don't see myself inviting moopers to THAT

Why do you keep using THAT emoji?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Why do you keep using THAT emoji?

It's APT

 

[Rita]

It's APT

Moopers are going to WORK STUFF? Use it in CONTEXT PLEASE.

 

[lolly]

This weather is glorious. Need to get out for a walk.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Moopers are going to WORK STUFF? Use it in CONTEXT PLEASE.

No, me wanting moopers around my colleagues!

 

[Lucille]

What? Am I going to get stabbed?

Yes

 

[Rita]

No, me wanting moopers around my colleagues!

Aaahhhhhh!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Yes

Ugh

 

[Lucille]

Oh go on let me be your plus one at a work dinner. I can tell them all about your ASFM victory, they’ll be so impressed!

 

[Lucille]

“It’s a GAY CHAT LOUNGE, we call him MADAME MIERDE!”

 

[Star]

But I'm staying in WATFORD

Down the road from me I'll pick you up about 7pm xoxo

 

[Nancy]

Does anyone have an old laptop that they no longer need and is gathering dust somewhere? If so, can I have it please?

 

[Diddy]

Ugh got up at 6.00 to teach at a Uni for work, but I did finish work at about 12.30

But went back into town for my manager’s goodbye drinks that I didn’t especially want to go to but it turned out alright and he said some very nice things about me.

Although a pint and a shot of jaeger without eating dinner might turn out to be a bad choice tomorrow at 7 when I have to go to work

 

[Diddy]

Oh and I bought an apple pie using just my FACE today, the future is HERE

 

[lolly]

Eating outdoors in April

 

[Apoca]

Day 5 of my parents being here and - God bless them, I do love them - I'm exhausted. The way they go about their well-deserved retiree life keeps clashing with the routines that I have and urgently need.

This of course leads to the age-old question: how do you get this across without someone feeling "offended" or like they are an inconvenience? (there is no answer to this, obviously.)

 

[Nancy]

Oh and I bought an apple pie using just my FACE today, the future is HERE

How?!?!

 

[Nancy]

DIDDY PIE FACE