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[octophone]

I'd marked all the vegan stuff as no subs because I was worried they'd just throw in the meat version. "Hi, I know you wanted the vegetarian square sausage but we were all out so he's the real thing; look, you can see an eyelash there!"

 

[big ron]

I was buzzing to see vegan square sausage the other day.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Online food shopping arrived. No substitutes. Now I feel like a posh bitch.

Did your Amazon order arrive on time?

 

[vespertine]

You wait forever to hear back for a job interview but once you do they always want it RIGHT THAT MINUTE don't they?

 

[floppet]

I'd marked all the vegan stuff as no subs because I was worried they'd just throw in the meat version. "Hi, I know you wanted the vegetarian square sausage but we were all out so he's the real thing; look, you can see an eyelash there!"

Was it not a Tesco order? I put notes on my Tesco order to tell them exactly what I want as a sub and also notes like "longest date possible please, it's for the tortoise" or "sub Galia then Cantaloupe but never Watermelon, it's vile". It seems to work. It was an effort at first putting all the notes in but whenever I order that item again it auto-populates my sub ticks and notes. I also have notes on pickled onion Monster Munch that say "the sexiest Monster Munch flavour" or (on yesterday's delivery) "need fish finger butties now!". You know what they say? Small things amuse small minds

 

[Soldi]

Watermelon is my absolute FAVE

 

[octophone]

Did your Amazon order arrive on time?

Yes! I said so in the Sunday thread. Still a bit weirded out by that. Monday would have been fine, y'know?

 

[big ron]

Was it not a Tesco order? I put notes on my Tesco order to tell them exactly what I want as a sub and also notes like "longest date possible please, it's for the tortoise" or "sub Galia then Cantaloupe but never Watermelon, it's vile". It seems to work. It was an effort at first putting all the notes in but whenever I order that item again it auto-populates my sub ticks and notes. I also have notes on pickled onion Monster Munch that say "the sexiest Monster Munch flavour" or (on yesterday's delivery) "need fish finger butties now!". You know what they say? Small things amuse small minds

To be fair if I was in the business of picking orders for home deliveries I'd want to see weird little shit like that

 

[Lucille]

Watermelon - Yes
Cantaloupe - YES
Galia - GET FUCKED

 

[octophone]

Was it not a Tesco order? I put notes on my Tesco order to tell them exactly what I want as a sub and also notes like "longest date possible please, it's for the tortoise" or "sub Galia then Cantaloupe but never Watermelon, it's vile". It seems to work. It was an effort at first putting all the notes in but whenever I order that item again it auto-populates my sub ticks and notes. I also have notes on pickled onion Monster Munch that say "the sexiest Monster Munch flavour" or (on yesterday's delivery) "need fish finger butties now!". You know what they say? Small things amuse small minds

It was but I'm a novice at this having only done it once before so I wasn't really sure what to do with notes. I'm sure I could have some fun with that in the future but my main concern was getting something made from mechanically reclaimed lips & arsehole meat as a "substitute" cos I know people to whom that has happened.

 

[octophone]

Watermelon - Yes
Cantaloupe - YES
Galia - GET FUCKED

Too spherical for yr hoop?

 

[Tisch]

Melon gives me a sore throat as it slides lovingly down my gullet. I think it's a mild allergy.

 

[Soldi]

Melon gives me a sore throat as it slides lovingly down my gullet. I think it's a mild allergy.

I sometimes get that with apples and pears for some reason.

 

[jivafox]

 

[Mats]

I'd marked all the vegan stuff as no subs because I was worried they'd just throw in the meat version. "Hi, I know you wanted the vegetarian square sausage but we were all out so he's the real thing; look, you can see an eyelash there!"

the one service I've used a couple of times are shit at the substituting concept. yes, I know I put organic potatoes in the basket but any old totty will do for fuck's sake!

 

[jivafox]

I was once substituted mayonnaise in place of salt

 

[Mats]

is that a SCALLY HYENA?

 

[Mats]

Dreaming. Apartments here are too expensive.

same here sometimes I wonder if we'll ever afford to upgrade from our cupboard...

 

[octophone]

I was once substituted mayonnaise in place of salt

That's violence.

 

[Dark Carnival]

SEXY

 

[floppet]

Watermelon - Yes
Cantaloupe - YES
Galia - GET FUCKED

But cantaloupe, galia and honeydew are all quite similar and watermelon is completely different!

 

[floppet]

Melon gives me a sore throat as it slides lovingly down my gullet. I think it's a mild allergy.

I love honeydew melon and could easily eat a whole one in one go but it makes the inside of my mouth swell and splits the corners of my mouth so I restrict myself to a third a day. It ends up so every time I open my mouth after about three days that the corners just rip open again so I have to have a few days away from it to heal. Then I start again.

I can't abide the smell or texture of watermelon though.

 

[Tisch]

Limit to a third a day? That sounds like quite a lot for something that gives you split lips!

 

[floppet]

To be fair if I was in the business of picking orders for home deliveries I'd want to see weird little shit like that

See that's the way I think about it. It must be a laborious task just wandering round with a list so if one of my daft notes raises a little smile they might not squash my bread underneath 24 tins of dogfood. I also put please and thankyou in them if there's enough characters left.

 

[floppet]

Limit to a third a day? That sounds like quite a lot for something that gives you split lips!

But it's so delicious it's worth it! After cherries it's my favourite fruit.

 

[lolly]

It's like when I was a decision maker for the DWP, having to decide good cause for failure to attend medical exams. I didn't care if it was a blatant lie, as long as it was a good story, well told.

 

[dmlaw]

I love honeydew melon and could easily eat a whole one in one go but it makes the inside of my mouth swell and splits the corners of my mouth so I restrict myself to a third a day. It ends up so every time I open my mouth after about three days that the corners just rip open again so I have to have a few days away from it to heal. Then I start again.

I can't abide the smell or texture of watermelon though.

I'm choosing to believe that, when you say 'in one go', you mean whole like a python.

 

[big ron]

It's like when I was a decision maker for the DWP, having to decide good cause for failure to attend medical exams. I didn't care if it was a blatant lie, as long as it was a good story, well told.

One of the best things about having a kid is now he’s at the age he’s trying to get away with stuff, excuses and yarns. Its fucking hilarious knowing full well I tried all of the same tricks and then some, sometimes they’re worthy of the excuse and I let it slide to encourage more.

 

[jivafox]

Why has this cracked me up

 

[Soldi]

I made a typo when sending my nudes

 

[Phoenix]

same here sometimes I wonder if we'll ever afford to upgrade from our cupboard...

It’s the price of living in the city I’m sure I can find something in the suburbs but I’m too young to live in a cul-de-sac

 

[Rita]

Why has this cracked me up

Who is sending Tina Malone FILTHY PORN?

 

[Cloud]

Being a cuddle whore

 

[COB]

Fireworks and everything

 

[Mats]

It’s the price of living in the city I’m sure I can find something in the suburbs but I’m too young to live in a cul-de-sac

run free, child! (and be broke)

are you happy with Canada otherwise? how's the cold for you?

 

[Phoenix]

run free, child! (and be broke)

are you happy with Canada otherwise? how's the cold for you?

I’m alright, certainly wasn’t planning on spending me second year in quarantine but what can you do.

I can deal with the cold but I despise the snow. So slippery and I lack balance.

 

[Mats]

I’m alright, certainly wasn’t planning on spending me second year in quarantine but what can you do.

I can deal with the cold but I despise the snow. So slippery and I lack balance.

Phee Phee trying to act Canadian

you could get some ice grips like my gran wears