Christina Aguilera - Your Body

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Your Body is not the same elitist, esoteric pleasure as Not Myself Tonight, but that it joins it as something sealed off from the general public does give it a similar celebration of disgrace, defiance and decadence.
 
It’s extremely obnoxious - bordering parody - and therefore works as a song for her. I love it! The parent album Lotus is unlistenable though - by this point her voice has been reduced to an actual foghorn.

She cobbled together a good album in Stripped, the success of which led to her true nature shining through as detailed below. Random nightmare thought - an open office plan where Christina Aguilera and Claire Richards were the team leaders.

 
Christina has rejected my request for annual leave and I have not had a day off in seven years. Claire won’t stop ranting about how Labour are just as bad as the Tories.
 
Sheena said:
EXACTLY

Your Body is top notch but it pales in comparison to the ALL TIME CHEAP GAY SLUT ANTHEM that is Not Myself Tonight.

I’ve gotten myself horny just by mentioning the title.
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NO WORD OF A LIE, loves, but at the gym this morning, some FAR TOO HOT and FAR TOO YOUNG guy looked at me a bit too long and smiled. I, of course, went all coquettish and looked away- he could never be interested in this FAT OLD MAN- but just then, in my ears, the intro to Not Myself Tonight appeared like some kind of BLACK WHORE MAGIC and I was suddenly EMPOWERED to spend the next twenty minutes eyeing him up, smiling LASCIVIOUSLY at him over the leg press and convincing myself ENTIRELY that he clearly has a Daddy fetish and wants to spend the rest of his life with my dick in his TIGHT, GYM FIT ARSE, drunk on the EMPOWERMENT given to me by the ultimate SLUT ANTHEM...

...until his girlfriend came over, he grabbed her and kissed her in a bit too much in some weird show of masculinity whilst looking at me to make sure I was watching, also not entirely sure he didn't point me out in a "that weird guy over there" kinda way to her, and I left, head slightly downwards in shame and was forced to put You Lost Me on in the car on the way home. :D :(
 
Sheena said:
NO WORD OF A LIE, loves, but at the gym this morning, some FAR TOO HOT and FAR TOO YOUNG guy looked at me a bit too long and smiled. I, of course, went all coquettish and looked away- he could never be interested in this FAT OLD MAN- but just then, in my ears, the intro to Not Myself Tonight appeared like some kind of BLACK WHORE MAGIC and I was suddenly EMPOWERED to spend the next twenty minutes eyeing him up, smiling LASCIVIOUSLY at him over the leg press and convincing myself ENTIRELY that he clearly has a Daddy fetish and wants to spend the rest of his life with my dick in his TIGHT, GYM FIT ARSE, drunk on the EMPOWERMENT given to me by the ultimate SLUT ANTHEM...

...until his girlfriend came over, he grabbed her and kissed her in a bit too much in some weird show of masculinity whilst looking at me to make sure I was watching, also not entirely sure he didn't point me out in a "that weird guy over there" kinda way to her, and I left, head slightly downwards in shame and was forced to put You Lost Me on in the car on the way home. :D :(
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The Bionic era in two paragraphs
 
I just threw on Not Myself Tonight and remembered that if you really want to get your arse on the floor during your squats, you need this to lube you up.
 
@Suedey you're so Dirrty.

I'll be going with the Can't Hold Us Down Look OR Fighter look. So Blackfishing or a goth. Not cool.

Reality- it'll probably be more a Voice Within Look - I've got excited the night before and am now all cute and demure :)
 
The back end (TEE HEE *KLUNK*) of Stripped is SO GOOD

Soar's CHOIR :disco:
Get Mine Get Yours FILTH :disco:
DiRRRrrRRRRTY in general :disco:
The Voice Within's HONKING :disco:
I'm OK's breakdown (toilet break) :disco:
Keep On Singing My Song (and if you don't like FUCK YOU) :disco:
 
Loufoque said:
I unapologetically stanned at the time. But these days, I have very little desire to listen to Christina. Her energy is extremely negative and aggressive.

That being said, this is objectively a bawp.
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PREACH! HA!






SAAAAAY!
 
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