Christmas FF Fun! - Results!

[ButterTart]

I'm sorry but the sick fucks going around saying he doesn't exist should be disqualified.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Those saying he doesn't exist are rotted pig cunts.

 

[Kate]

love some of those

 

[Tisch]

And THAT causes a change at the top at the penultimate question!

Still very close with a tie in 3rd as well...

1​	D5K	109​
2​	Kate	107​
=3	Soldi	102​
=3	Dark Carnival	102​
5​	Rita	101​
6​	RJN	99​
7​	Indie	97​
=8	VoR	95​
=8	Raining on Me	95​
=8	Jyxz	95​
11​	GNL	94​
12​	Ag	92​
13​	Ellie	91​
=14	Buttertart	88​
=14	Alla	88​
16​	ZenGiraffe	87​
=17	Iguana	85​
=17	Music	85​
19​	Big Ron	84​
=20	Finn	78​
=20	Halli	78​
=20	Manic Kangaroo	78​
23​	Rhythmbandit	76​
24​	Octy	74​
25​	Funky	72​
26​	Jacques	71​
27​	Vicky the Vole	69​
28​	Wildchild	68​
29​	QotB	39​

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Hang on ALLA ENTERED?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Hang on ALLA ENTERED?

And accused Santa of being a kiddy fiddler.

 

[Kate]

OMG

THE TENSION

WISH I COULD REMEMBER WHAT THE LAST QUESTION WAS

 

[Tisch]

I'm sorry but the sick fucks going around saying he doesn't exist should be disqualified.

Those saying he doesn't exist are rotted pig cunts.

IKR, is there a joke here I'm not getting?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

GNL might have won best answer for ULEZ, but I also like Indie's answer that Santa is too busy fucking his wife to drop off gifts.

Also the traumatic answer that he dies from climate change

 

[ButterTart]

IKR, is there a joke here I'm not getting?

I implore them to sit down and watch the legal documentary Miracle On 34th Street.

 

[Tisch]

12. Name a relatively new" (20th century onwards) Christmas tradition

Top Answer - Elf on the Shelf - 9 points

Spoiler: full answers

Vicky the Vole	Elf on the shelf	9​
Kate	Elf on the Shelf	9​
Music	Elf on a shelf	9​
Jacques	Elf on the shelf	9​
Finn	ELF ON THE SHELF	9​
big ron	ELF ON THE SHELF (grow up)	9​
rhythmbandit	Elf on the shelf	9​
Rita	Elf on the shelf	9​
jyxz	Elf on the shelf	9​
ButterTart	NEXT'S BOXING DAY SALE	3​
Iguana	Boxing Day Sales	3​
Dark Carnival	Boxing Day Sales	3​
Soldi	The King‘s/Queen’s speech	3​
Halli	Kings/Queen speech	3​
D5K	King‘s/Queen’s speech	3​
Ginag (39)	CHRISTMAS JUMPERS	3​
Indie	Christmas jumpers being trendy	3​
ManicKangaroo	Resurgence of Christmas jumpers	3​
Ellie	Turkey dinner	1​
Octy	Whamageddon!	1​
VoR	Watching TV	1​
ZenGiraffe	Tracking Santa Online	1​
RJN	ASFXMAS	1​
GNL	Top of the Pops Christmas Specials	1​
Saltwater	Snowballing	1​
wildchild	Mariah coming down the chimney with ”It’s timeee”	1​
funky	Christmas markets	1​
Alla	playing All I want for fucking Christmas is you until exhaustion	1​
Raining On Me	Christmas Number One	1​

 

[Kate]

GNL might have won best answer for ULEZ, but I also like Indie's answer that he's too busy fucking his wife to drop off gifts.

Also the traumatic answer that he dies from climate change

I also enjoyed "Doesn't earn £38,700 so won't be allowed in the country"

 

[Tisch]

A nice range of answers for those last two questions! Then towards the end Elf on a Shelf started running away with it. Maybe it's started clogging all your feeds too

 

[Tisch]

FINAL SCORES!
KATE WINS!

1​	Kate	116​
2​	D5K	112​
3​	Rita	110​
=4	Soldi	105​
=4	Dark Carnival	105​
6​	Jyxz	104​
=7	RJN	100​
=7	Indie	100​
=9	VoR	96​
=9	Raining on Me	96​
=11	Ag	95​
=11	GNL	95​
13​	Music	94​
14​	Big Ron	93​
15​	Ellie	92​
16​	Buttertart	91​
17​	Alla	89​
=18	Iguana	88​
=18	ZenGiraffe	88​
20​	Finn	87​
21​	Rhythmbandit	85​
=22	Halli	81​
=22	Manic Kangaroo	81​
24​	Jacques	80​
25​	Vicky the Vole	78​
26​	Octy	75​
27​	Funky	73​
28​	Wildchild	69​
29​	QotB	40​

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Maybe it's started clogging all your feeds too

People don't immediately block new parents on social media when they spawn!?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Poor old man Funky thinking Christmas Markets are an invention of the 20th century.

 

[ButterTart]

Well done @Good Kate Wenceslas 👸🏻 !

Fummin at my perfectly cromulent answers being paid DUST in the final few rounds.

 

[Indie]

GNL might have won best answer for ULEZ, but I also like Indie's answer that Santa is too busy fucking his wife to drop off gifts.

Also the traumatic answer that he dies from climate change

I'm annoyed it wasn't more popular.

The wording of the question seemed to imply it was reason that Santa can't get there, not that he's choosing not to go there.

 

[D5K]

Well done @Good Kate Wenceslas 👸🏻 , a worthy adversary. And thanks to @It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Tischmas !

I’m off to drown my sorrows in advocaat.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

11th how frustrating!

 

[Indie]

Well done KATE'S GOOD WENCESLAS

I'll take top 10.

 

[Tisch]

Thanks all so much for playing! I enjoyed it a lot even if I'd forgotten just how involved the admin really is!!

@Good Kate Wenceslas 👸🏻 congratulations!! You win one very tasteful nude of yourself. Please take it ASAP, and send me a stamped address envelope when appropiate so I can try and get it to you before Christmas.

THANKS ALL! And remember, any mistakes, please write to @Rockin' Iguana Christmas Tree 🎄🕺 who handles our complaints department.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm annoyed it wasn't more popular.

The wording of the question seemed to imply it was reason that Santa can't get there, not that he's choosing not to go there.

In this game, over thinking or even thinking at all doesn't work.

 

[Kate]

 

[Kate]

THANK YOU @It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Tischmas!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[ButterTart]

What a splendid bit of Tuesday afternoon fun. Thanks, @table

 

[Tisch]

I'm annoyed it wasn't more popular.

The wording of the question seemed to imply it was reason that Santa can't get there, not that he's choosing not to go there.

This was honestly my intention. A problem he'd run into like roadworks but the SKY VERSION of them.

 

[Kate]

@Good Kate Wenceslas 👸🏻 congratulations!! You win one very tasteful nude of yourself. Please take it ASAP, and send me a stamped address envelope when appropiate so I can try and get it to you before Christmas.

Just deciding what colour baubles to hang from my nips

 

[D5K]

Just deciding what colour baubles to hang from my nips

Festive red and green for port and starboard surely?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Cheers @It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Tischmas

 

[Soldi]

FOURTH! Get the tinsel decorated dildo out @Good Kate Wenceslas 👸🏻 hen you’ve done well xx

 

[RJN]

I don’t think I’ve ever not been in the bottom 5 for one of these, so my 7th is actually the number one most impressive score

 

[octophone]

ULEZ!!

 

[Jacques]

Tailed off towards the end after a decent start. Bloody George Michael (on two occasions) - he sings one of the most major Christmas hits, surely he IS Christmas related

Pleased to see the veggie option winning out for turkey alternative

Thanks for hosting Tisch, great fun!

 

[octophone]

Absolutely fucked it on the last few questions. My usual dismal showing.

 

[Marina Salty]

Well done Kate and Tischmas

 

[Halli]

22nd! pretty poor showing from me. That will teach me to go with what first enters my mind rather than overthinking!

 

[Tisch]

22nd! pretty poor showing from me. That will teach me to go with what first enters my mind rather than overthinking!

Sorry but I did laugh at your substituting turkey for MORE potatos and honestly I might try that at my mum's this year...

 

[Halli]

Sorry but I did laugh at your substituting turkey for MORE potatos and honestly I might try that at my mum's this year...

Nut roast was the first thing that entered my mind too, god knows what I was thinking. Same with George Michael xmas day. I wouldn't have won but it would have been a better showing from the Halli-Jury