CLAIRE AND FRIENDS

[Nancy]

WHO ELSE LIKES THIS?

It was THE summer bop of 1986 and a MASSIVE TOP 20 SMASH

 

[Nancy]

It also got an international release. With her new-found fame and the prospect of becoming the UK’s answer to Debbie Gibson, Claire made the dramatic decision to ditch her friends and go solo. For Claire Usher, the world was her oyster.

 

[Devil]

I initially thought this was a Steps topic

 

[Frozen]

I initially thought this was a Steps topic

Could be worse, I thought Claire Sweeney had brought out a duets album.

 

[lolly]

17/10

 

[Zu]

I imagine some of our in-lounge perverts might like it

GATHER HERE GIRLS

@SDF! Put a call out to JESC fans on Twitter!

 

[Lucille]

ORRIBLE.

 

[Zu]

It was THE summer bop of 1986

It most certainly WAS NOT. I’ve mentioned this spurious claim to my good friends Dieter and Thomas and they are FURIOUS AND AGOG

 

[lolly]

Didn't this win a talent contest on Going Live or something?

 

[Nancy]

Didn't this win a talent contest on Going Live or something?

SATURDAY SUPERSTORE

 

[lolly]

Poor Claire was no match for Young Entertainer Of The Year 1989 Stuart Anderson.

 

[Nancy]

I LIVE FOR CLAIRE’S AD LIBS TOWARDS THE END

 

[Nancy]

IF CLAIRE AND STUART HAD DUETTED, SAW MIGHT HAVE GIVEN ESPECIALLY FOR YOU TO THEM INSTEAD OF KYLIE AND JASON

 

[Zu]

IF LISA LEE-SCOTT HADN’T TURNED UP TO THE AUDITION SHE MIGHT NOT BE IN STEPS

 

[Lucille]

SHE’S NO LITTLE SUSAN.

 

[lolly]

Footage of a young @COB on the way to Sunday School recently uncovered

 

[Zu]

I note with horror that Where’s Susan-Claire? is in Similar Threads and was started by you know who

MUMMY I’M SCARED

 

[Lucille]

I note with horror that Where’s Susan-Claire? is in Similar Threads and was started by you know who

MUMMY I’M SCARED

YOU’VE BEEN FINGERED!

 

[COB]

Footage of a young @COB on the way to Sunday School recently uncovered

Queen!

 

[lolly]

Queen!

Is he still known North Of The Border?

 

[Zu]

YOU’VE BEEN FINGERED!

 

[Sheena]

WHAT A WOMAN!

 

[Nancy]

DOO WOP
DOO WOP

 

[VoR]

I do hope Jimmy Saville didn't molest her

 

[Lucille]

SHE MOLESTED HIM!

 

[Nancy]

She still lives in Stockport and shuns the limelight these days. She’s like the UK version of Agnetha from Abba.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Footage of a young @COB on the way to Sunday School recently uncovered

I FUCKING REMEMBER HIM!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Claire ended up in Hollyoaks.

 

[SDF]

I imagine some of our in-lounge perverts might like it

GATHER HERE GIRLS

@SDF! Put a call out to JESC fans on Twitter!

One of your three wishes has been granted

 

[Zu]

Oh no

 

[lolly]

BATTEN DOWN THE MOOPY HATCHES!

 

[Zu]

Logging off now, but I look forward to lots of hot LITTLE SUSAN chat from the flood of newly signed up perverts tomorrow

 

[Lucille]

Isn’t it time Little Susan was publicly fingered on our Twitter?!?

 

[SDF]

I LIVE FOR CLAIRE’S AD LIBS TOWARDS THE END

Yes! That was by far the best bit for me

 

[Nancy]

One of your three wishes has been granted

INCREDIBLE!

 

[Nancy]

LITTLE KNOWN FACT - CLAIRE USHER WAS THE INSPIRATION FOR THE WORLDWIDE PHENOMENON THAT IS MTV CRIBS