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Suedehead

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I went to this local gay party that is held once in 3 months.

Of course I hoped that they would play American life. They did play a Die Another Day remix which got a huge reception of the crowd. So as I was sipping from my Smirnoff Ice & Wodka Red Bulls mixed with a few beers I became the cutey of the evening.

I was in sarcastich bitch mode.

Suddenely American life came on. I knew it was time...I took the straw from my drink (drinking with a straw makes you look so much younger:P)

And I made a headset out of it...I climbed onto the podium..where this 18 year old fat **** was acting like the song sucked. As I stepped up he stepped aside...and I made the motion with my head that he needed to back off. So he did of course. I love being intimidating. So my 2 back up dancers or whatever..Joost and Mark also climbed on stage and danced with me as I sang American Life.

I nailed the rap part and well..juding by the amount of numbers I got I must have promoted M. really well..

Annieways I had a blast. I was home at 7 o clock.

The fat guy from the stage came on to me..I was waiting near the toilets and he said to me...

He: You are child pornography (I get that all the time cause I look quite young)
Me: I´m glad you´re getting aroused
He: Your dancing was funny but that Madonna song sucks
Me: You know what sucks? An overweight, solariumaddict with a gut belly that it trying to squeeze himself in a way to tight shirt
He:*with an attitude* Don´t you know who I am?
Me: No. Do I wanna know? NO. You´re FAT FAT FAT! Please leave this party after me otherwise you´ll block the door when trying to exit

LOL. Ok I was a bitch last night..normally I am quite sweet but he was dissing Mo.
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I’ve been waiting for this to come up so that I wasn’t the first person to mention it.

He passed away on a Wednesday night/Thursday morning. There’s a super injunction in place that covers his illness and death so as to protect his family from harrassement.

I know due to my work which is why I’ve been reluctant to mention it on here - we’ve all been sworn to secrecy but seeing as this thread is hidden I should be okay.
 
WRAP YOUR CHRISTMAS PRESENTS USING FOOD PACKAGING TO SAVE ON WRAPPING PAPER AND DO YOUR BIT FOR THE ENVIRONMENT.
 
My sister just asked me what I’m typing so furiously about. I showed her Eddie’s initial post and she laughed when I said he was being accused of misogyny and attacked by posters.
 
Something about Airboy sniffing coke off a night porters hard cock.
 
03 Amarantine - DISGUSTING. I very nearly went off her at this point. The 'Amarantine' font is VILE, the shiny leggings are horrible and generally it screams Lorraine Kelly crawling round on the floor having a psychotic breakdown
 
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