Club '94 SYNC DISCO - 8pm June 11 - TONIGHT!

[funky]

What WERE YOU DOING?!

There was definitely a blackout period in 1993 and 1994. I can't remember why. I only know the big hits from that period, or whatever was on the NOW albums. I got back into music big time in 95 and never looked back.

 

[octophone]

WHEN IS MOOPY DRAG LIP SYNC COMPETITION

Theme: Great Political Speeches.

 

[funky]

Why don't we have this sort of bellowing in dance songs these days? Why are we so restrained?

it's a MAJOR GRIPE of mine.

BRING BACK THE DIVAS!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

To think, there's FOOTBALL ON!

 

[ButterTart]

WHEN IS MOOPY DRAG LIP SYNC COMPETITION

I'll bust out my red wig and trouser suit for a few bars of Where The Poor Boys Dance* no problem.

*I won't, I just wanted to tease you with the possibility that I might.

 

[dmlaw]

I fear that the sand is going to chafe.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Prepare yourselves for a JIHAD!

 

[octophone]

As they say in Newcastle - Haddaway and shite.

 

[ButterTart]

it's a MAJOR GRIPE of mine.

BRING BACK THE DIVAS!

Commercial dance feels far too processed now.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Haddaway – Rock My Heart

 

[Kate]

HADDAWAY

 

[Suomi]

YES ROCK MY HEART IS AMAZING

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Haddaway Jihadaway.

Someone did Moopy art for that tag once, it was AMAZING.

 

[ButterTart]

To think, there's FOOTBALL ON!

Unless they're all wearing furry hats and the referee stops play so an East German can attempt to rap, I don't want to know.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Haddaway CAN'T DANCE.

 

[dmlaw]

Yep, she will clearly be finding sand for weeks.

 

[funky]

I did not care for this Haddaway follow up

Again, too German.

*racist*

 

[funky]

Sorry for peeking at what's next but OMFG

 

[Suomi]

It’s the pan pipes I can’t get enough of

 

[AGinAg (37)]

FEED ME GERMAN EUROPOP!

 

[Kate]

Haddaway CAN'T DANCE.

He's just a bit scared that his 20 foot tall girlfriend will fall on him

 

[funky]

THIS SONG IS ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING

HANDBAGS OCLOCK!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Bad hair day

 

[ButterTart]

Love the woman with branches for hair. I'm assuming the brief was 'come dressed as Twiggy' and she wasn't up on her cultural references.

 

[octophone]

Oooh, some Smartwater!

 

[Tisch]

Yes yes yes! Recent discovery of mine thanks to RPDR. Absolutely INSTANT.

 

[ButterTart]

Oooh, some Smartwater!

Crystal as arseholes

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Crystal Waters – 100% Pure Love

 

[funky]

How DARE Crystal Waters not stick to the one hit wonder trope and come back three years later with this BANGER!

 

[Kate]

YES!

 

[octophone]

Video director clearly didn't have a caps lock key, hence the crystal water.

 

[Tisch]

I still refuse to differentiate Crystal Waters with Crystal Gayle

 

[Penelope]

OMG SEND for that decorative ornament Denali!!!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It's QUITE SOMETHING to say that 1995 is EVEN BETTER!

 

[ButterTart]

How DARE Crystal Waters not stick to the one hit wonder trope and come back three years later with this BANGER!

And two decades later with Testify, which is the absolute living tits.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

How DARE Crystal Waters not stick to the one hit wonder trope and come back three years later with this BANGER!

She was having hits right into the noughties!

 

[funky]

And two decades later with Testify, which is the absolute living tits.

Share that later pls

 

[ButterTart]

I still refuse to differentiate Crystal Waters with Crystal Gayle

Or Crystal Gayle with Michelle and Phil Gayle.

 

[Tisch]

I want to do that stupid move drag queens do when they look like they need a poo and are squatting and hopping to the nearest toilet... But my cat's asleep right in front of me

 

[Penelope]

Goodness I bet Ru was GETTING DOWN TO THIS during nights out after doing her failed talk show / an appearance on Arsenio Hall where she got eaten out backstage by the president