COB's Creepers #1 - I Don't Want To Be Born, AKA The Devil Within Her, AKA The Monster, AKA Sharon's Baby

[Lucille]

I love his expert opinion is to PERIODICALLY SEDATE HIM. I suppose it works for HIS MOTHER.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

TALK TO THE HUSBAND ABOUT THE DUMB BITCH LYING WIFE!

 

[Raining on Me]

Joan rising up to the level of annoyance associated with dropping the tv remote, I'm sure the anger and emotional turmoil will soon FLOOR us all

 

[COB]

Incredible outfit.

 

[Lucille]

FABULOUS TURBAN

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Joan won Best Looking Actress at the 1976 Oscars

:emoji_sweat_smile:

 

[ButterTart]

I thought I was being racist thinking that the nurse at the beginning looked like Floella Benjamin, but it turns out it actually WAS!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I love you now.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I thought I was being racist thinking that the nurse at the beginning looked like Floella Benjamin, but it turns out it actually WAS!

 

[COB]

I thought I was being racist thinking that the nurse at the beginning looked like Floella Benjamin, but it turns out it actually WAS!

Really? Oh my, so this film has not one, not two but THREE DAMES

 

[ButterTart]

It may surprise you to discover that the Italian guy isn't actually Italian in real life.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

IT LOOKS QUIET

 

[Raining on Me]

Was it DROWNING her? Good!

 

[COB]

The baby is a dwarf AND apparently a Jedi

 

[ButterTart]

I often think it's a good idea to wash newborn children in a full size bath filled to the top with water.

 

[COB]

As if they're drinking TEA!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

How to look FABULOUS and STAY THIN with a POSSESSED BABY!

 

[Lucille]

How can I tell the Doctor? I think baby’s possessed by the Devil?

 

[ButterTart]

Mandy is Caroline Munro off The Spy Who Loved Me and about 300 crap horror films.

 

[COB]

It takes actually seeing Joan Collins' acting style to realise how accurate French and Saunders were when they did Lucky Bitches

 

[COB]

That SHOVE

 

[ButterTart]

The crispy Jeremy Beadle hand!

 

[Lucille]

Finally, a KILL!

 

[COB]

"The dogs were VERY UPSET"

 

[ButterTart]

I wonder if the actress playing the woman with the dogs has been in anything recently.

 

[Lucille]

"The dogs were VERY UPSET"

‘WELL NATURALLY THEY WOULD BE’

 

[ButterTart]

Okay, I might rate the KILLS in this. Anyone know what that character was called?

 

[COB]

Okay, I might rate the KILLS in this. Anyone know what that character was called?

Jill I think! Shoves for Jill

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I wonder if the actress playing the woman with the dogs has been in anything recently.

THE GROUND

 

[ButterTart]

"Hizz beeeeeyby, a beeeeeeyby"

 

[COB]

By the DEYAVILE

 

[Raining on Me]

Don't tell me the NUN isn't Italian, either

 

[AGinAg (37)]

OBSERVAYYYYSHON

 

[Lucille]

Maybe the baby is just upset because they NEVER SPEND ANY TIME WITH IT.

 

[ButterTart]

have they just sprayed Eileen bright orange and said 'fuck it, looks Italian enough to me'?

 

[ButterTart]

Jill I think! Shoves for Jill

IMDB says the name's Jill, she's on the list.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Bin FULL OF WINE BOTTLES!

 

[COB]

This child just under constant sedation

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I've just realised the street scenes of London have no importance whatsoever.

 

[ButterTart]

I mean it's a shock but the screaming was a bit much. It's only a fucking mouse, it's not trying to rape her.