COB's Creepers #1 - I Don't Want To Be Born, AKA The Devil Within Her, AKA The Monster, AKA Sharon's Baby

[AGinAg (37)]

Outside tinsel?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I just got a lovely education on the National Westminster rebrand from the old man sat next to me.

 

[Eddie]

Im going to watch this later. It sounds like a hoot.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The kids bedroom looks a bit like my first bedroom *ancient*

 

[COB]

Joan pretending to be drunk off a glass of champagne, as if she's not been slowly pickling herself all day...

 

[COB]

Flash of tits!

 

[Raining on Me]

"No he's quiet, let's leave him"

Story of that kid's life, no wonder he pushes people into lakes!

 

[COB]

Ooh, let's do a sync watch of The Bitch and The Stud at some point

 

[ButterTart]

Im going to watch this later. It sounds like a hoot.

It's genuinely brilliant. Joan Collins is currently acting like a drunk old tart. In fairness I doubt she even realised the camera was rolling but still...

 

[Lucille]

TITS!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

70s London looks so lovely and cosy, compared to the dystopian nightmare it’s become!

I always got the impression 70s London was full of sex theatres and the IRA.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This feels gratuitously long for a scene with such a lack of gratuitousness

 

[ButterTart]

Sexy saxophone accompaniment there.

 

[Lucille]

I always got the impression 70s London was full of sex theatres and the IRA.

Well it sounds better than another PRET A MANGER.

 

[COB]

Love that FRAMED HEADSHOT of her on the dresser

 

[ButterTart]

That laugh! Is the baby possessed by Muttley?

 

[COB]

Baby's just jumped out for a stroll

 

[AGinAg (37)]

No sense of panic at his MISSING BABY!

 

[Lucille]

Died of strangulation in 2 seconds!

 

[Raining on Me]

The child has been a massive inconvenience all this time, we're about to enter the final act soon, when is it going to do something that isn't totally justified?

 

[ButterTart]

Wow, he died pretty much immediately. He must have had no oxygen in him at all.

 

[Lucille]

Is the baby UP A TREE?!?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The fine motor skills this baby must possess! Queen!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

OHMYGOD

 

[AGinAg (37)]

A brief demise.

 

[COB]

Wow, he died pretty much immediately. He must have had no oxygen in him at all.

All fucked out from that bedtime rolling about session with screen siren Joan!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

ANOTHER POINTLESS STREET SCENE

 

[ButterTart]

At least he got his hole before he snuffed it.

 

[Lucille]

So pissed she hasn’t noticed he’s not been in bed for EIGHT HOURS.

 

[jivafox]

Ooh, let's do a sync watch of The Bitch and The Stud at some point

I’ll be more than happy to run this!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I love their bedside pictures are their actor shots.

 

[COB]

Sloppy of the baby not to cover that manhole back up, I must say.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'LL TRY!

 

[ButterTart]

I love the immediate panic she's gone into because Gino isn't within her line of sight. I bet she calls the police every time he goes for a shit.

 

[Raining on Me]

It's like one long advertisement for their fabulous house

 

[Eddie]

I've just started. Is the baby meant to have scratched or BITTEN her?

Also I'm guessing Joan is in her 40s here, yes?

 

[COB]

Why are they so hostile to each other in this scene?!

 

[ButterTart]

Mrs Hyde's not long for this world the way she's carrying on.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I've just started. Is baby meant to have scratched or BITTEN her?

Also I'm guessing Joan is in her 40s here, yes?

Oh wait half an hour, don't confuse the sync watch.

 

[ButterTart]

I've just started. Is the baby meant to have scratched or BITTEN her?

Also I'm guessing Joan is in her 40s here, yes?

42!