COB's Creepers #10 - Lifeforce (Wednesday 19th October, 8:05pm)

[Ellie]

WTF?

 

[Lucille]

I brushed my teeth and have no idea what’s happening!

 

[Lucille]

Quite the performance from P. Stew

 

[COB]

He's such a HAM

 

[VoR]

God, Sir Patrick really was getting paid by the decibel on this one…

 

[COB]

Female impersonation!

 

[Ellie]

Interesting climax face!

 

[COB]

One of my favourite special effects EVER coming up

 

[Ellie]

Not TOO dissimilar from Poltergeist.

 

[COB]

Not TOO dissimilar from Poltergeist.

Same director, of course

 

[COB]

So much for PERCE.

 

[Ellie]

How does this guy know all of this stuff?

 

[COB]

One of my favourite special effects EVER coming up

Here it is

 

[Ellie]

Niiiice

 

[VoR]

oh THAT old fashioned way…

 

[COB]

How does this guy know all of this stuff?

He's a professor!

 

[Ellie]

ALL because he was horny.

 

[COB]

He was "in love", yeah yeah - we've heard it all before

 

[Ellie]

"She wanted me, Kenny"

She was ASLEEP. This is some kind of date rape fantasy.

 

[Ellie]

Are we sure this BBC report isn't from 2022?

 

[COB]

The way this escalates for the final act

 

[COB]

A nun getting in on the action!

 

[COB]

The PM doesn't give a fuck!

 

[COB]

Oh no

 

[COB]

"Has anybody heard of him?"

What a read

 

[Ellie]

Lockdown!

 

[COB]

From a dessicated nude woman in a park to talk of NUKING LONDON in just a couple of days

 

[Ellie]

Who would have thought a Lacey Chabert lookalike would have such an impact on men?

 

[COB]

You don't wanna go south of the river at this time of night during a zombie apocalypse, sir...

 

[COB]

I'd love to have been one of those extras lying on the steps

 

[Ellie]

That looked more like the Royal Observatory rather than St Paul’s!

 

[COB]

Oh not him

 

[COB]

The cloisters of St Paul's looking like the set of an early episode of Buffy

 

[COB]

All the explosions! I feel like they might have been trying to use up leftover budget

 

[Lucille]

Now looking like we’re on ALBERT SQUARE.

 

[COB]

Is Chancery Lane this close to St Paul's? I genuinely don't know

 

[Lucille]

Is Chancery Lane this close to St Paul's? I genuinely don't know

YES!

 

[COB]

RETURN of the BAT!

 

[Ellie]

These effects really aren’t bad at all. I’d say a slight notch away from Ghostbusters.

 

[COB]

Are we to assume Carlson is COCK OUT here?