COB's Creepers #11 & #12 (Weds 26/10) - Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (8:05) & Tales From The Darkside (10:00)

[GNL]

Omg the old Vicki really CAN'T come to the phone.

 

[Beverley]

*shimmies*

 

[COB]

She had the time and the inclination to record a new voicemail message, just in case anyone phones while she's possessed. Camp!

 

[GNL]

This understated red polkadot number. A serve!

 

[COB]

Who won? Not YOU

 

[ButterTart]

"And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for that meddling expository answerphone message where I outlined my scheme."

 

[VoR]

Genuinely want Potato boy's fake 80s computer that doubles as a beer fridge.

 

[ButterTart]

What a TINY screen.

 

[VoR]

There's enough glitter in this prom whore's hair to fuel three seasons of Drag Race.

 

[COB]

Oh no

 

[GNL]

It's giving 'Deeper Understanding' MV.

 

[VoR]

WRONG

DEAD WRONG

 

[COB]

If only they'd had the computer PAT tested that year

 

[ButterTart]

VILE

 

[VoR]

MAVIS

 

[Tisch]

Kate Bush's Deeper Understanding vibes!

Also DEAD WRONG - genuinely quite clever

 

[ButterTart]

Kelly Hennenlotter sounds like a Melodifestivan contestant from 2006.

 

[VoR]

Poor red polka dot realising she blew Potato virgin for naught

 

[COB]

The winner is... the girl from a fundamentalist nutjob family who keeps fainting and is suddenly very sexually aggressive with everybody! Give her a BIG HAND!

 

[VoR]

Love her VICTORY POSE

 

[COB]

LOL!

 

[COB]

Forgot that he just mows her down

 

[COB]

Oh dear oh dear

 

[GNL]

Mary Lou very much into choking.

 

[VoR]

The way this film LIBERALLY borrows from just about every major horror classic of the preceding decade

 

[ButterTart]

How is the boyfriend this fucked up? Was he hit by a CAR in a deleted scene?

 

[GNL]

She looks so pretty. I'm glad she got her moment at prom at last.

 

[VoR]

Genuinely love this Zombie Mary Lou effect - time and money was spent!

 

[Tisch]

The way this film LIBERALLY borrows from just about every major horror classic of the preceding decade

Yeah, surprised she wasn't doused in pigs blood as well

 

[Beverley]

Mary Lou looking GORGEOUS.

 

[COB]

You can certainly see why the boys all went wild for her.

 

[Beverley]

Red polka dot dress RUINED

 

[ButterTart]

The realistic model of Vicki when the thing bursts out of her chest

It looked like the inflatable co-pilot from Airplane.

 

[COB]

Careful Itchy, she's Irish!

 

[GNL]

Is CREG the final girl? How underwhelming.

 

[VoR]

Is CREG the final girl? How underwhelming.

It's the POWER of the STATEMENT SHIRT

 

[COB]

Don't trust her! She was a pancake a minute ago!

 

[Beverley]

It's the POWER of the STATEMENT SHIRT

TAKE NOTE @GNL

 

[COB]

All this over a cheap plastic tiara!

 

[Beverley]

CYA LATER…ALLIGATOR