COB's Creepers #13 - Daughters of Darkness (Tuesday 10/10, 9pm) 🦇🦇🦇

[Lucille]

I didn’t know Belgium HAD A COAST!

I mean it makes sense now I think about it.

 

[COB]

Here, have some of this sloppy grey fish.

 

[COB]

Oh who's this

 

[VoR]

Sorry, idiot alert - how do I get rid of the subtitles?

 

[Lucille]

Love her already.

 

[straightorbroken]

No wonder Marlene Dietrich went into hiding - her replacement had arrived and she wanted the Royal Suite

 

[COB]

Ugh I'm not READY for this

 

[ButterTart]

She just wants him to fuck off so she can have a go on the slots down Ostend promenade.

 

[straightorbroken]

Reducing men to nervous wrecks. All in a day for... is she the Mother?

 

[ButterTart]

Fucking hell, concierge, handle your shit.

 

[COB]

Sorry, idiot alert - how do I get rid of the subtitles?

The speech bubble icon I think!

 

[COB]

The Countess is smitten.

 

[straightorbroken]

Was the fish that good he wants to stay?

 

[ButterTart]

The suite madame requested is already occupied by... the only other guests in the entire fucking hotel.

 

[straightorbroken]

This new wife is very Heidi Montag.

 

[VoR]

The speech bubble icon I think!
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That brings up the subtitle menu, but I can't figure out how to get rid of it It's just giving me options for different languages.

 

[COB]

That brings up the subtitle menu, but I can't figure out how to get rid of it It's just giving me options for different languages.

If you pick Inglesa it should remove them, at least it did for me when I tested it earlier

 

[straightorbroken]

Are they lesbian cannibals? This is giving so much already.

 

[ButterTart]

I love a hairstyle that also offers effective protection during a motorbike accident.

 

[COB]

"I wish I could die"

 

[straightorbroken]

Crumbs in the royal suite? Well someone's going to pay for that.

 

[Lucille]

"I wish I could die"

THE LIGHT HURTS MY EYES!

 

[COB]

That blood red transition

 

[ButterTart]

Ooh, they've sent up a nice breakfast

 

[COB]

BLOOD

(I'll get it!)

 

[VoR]

Did she sleep in that skintight maxi-dress?

 

[ButterTart]

What was that music when he accidentally slit his throat?

 

[COB]

Did she sleep in that skintight maxi-dress?

I do hope so

 

[VoR]

Such SCINTILLATING marital chat.

 

[straightorbroken]

Nothing says motorbike me darling than throwing breakfast on the carpet.

 

[COB]

Oh Pierre will be furious.

 

[straightorbroken]

I've only ever seen Belgium so quiet like this at a Kate Ryan gig.

 

[ButterTart]

I'm not being funny but if my husband chucked my breakfast all over the floor I'd be divorced or widowed come Christmas.

 

[COB]

A quick detour to beautiful Bruges Oh wait it's a crime scene

 

[Lucille]

Why are they all so eager for a LOOK AT THE CORPSE?!!!

 

[ButterTart]

Those sunglasses though. He looks like Cyclops in civilian clothing in the X-Men cartoon.

 

[straightorbroken]

Surprised they didn't slam the door on that floppy arm.

 

[VoR]

I do love an exposition cravat.

 

[ButterTart]

Hope he picks up an 'I Backhanded My Bird In Bruges' souvenir t-shirt.

 

[COB]

That one old woman desperate for a look!