COB's Creepers #13 - Daughters of Darkness (Tuesday 10/10, 9pm) 🦇🦇🦇

[COB]

Oh Ilona and her pranks.

 

[COB]

She DOES look the sort of woman who'd have pills, to be fair.

 

[straightorbroken]

Poor Val. Doesn't she remember that heavy petting is useless on Stefan without the cut off nips chat?

 

[straightorbroken]

Cheeky.

 

[Lucille]

Oooh is this an EVIL OLD GAY?

 

[COB]

MOTHER!

 

[straightorbroken]

Oooh is this an EVIL OLD GAY?

He takes it rather well.

 

[straightorbroken]

This Mother is hopefully going to have one hell of an entrance.

 

[VoR]

I'm so confused. Is this rouge-caked queen supposed to be his father? His lover? BOTH?

 

[ButterTart]

Took the dog out, have I missed any panoramic shots of Ostend?

 

[VoR]

Well, that was totally uncalled for.

 

[straightorbroken]

Not to kink shame, but that was not very nice Stefan.

 

[COB]

I think Stefan was some sort of kept boy, possibly from quite a young age which has led to him being a bit TWISTED. But Mother is never properly explained!

 

[COB]

Poor Valerie

 

[straightorbroken]

The swapping of red and white ensembles. I wonder if it means something.

 

[COB]

Get away from him! Go back to Switzerland!

 

[straightorbroken]

Push the Countess on the tracks Val!

 

[COB]

No time for you old man!

 

[straightorbroken]

Ilona likes to watch.

 

[straightorbroken]

Pausing for another minute. I did press play at 9pm honest.

 

[VoR]

Ilona may be the least charismatic vampire in gothic history.

 

[straightorbroken]

Go on Stef, give Ilo another pearl necklace.

 

[COB]

Ilona may be the least charismatic vampire in gothic history.

She really is a total void!

 

[straightorbroken]

Not even playing with his nips after slowly going down? She's useless

 

[Lucille]

Girls I’m not complaining but has anything HAPPENED YET?

 

[COB]

I've been in this building, there was a TINTIN exhibition on when I was there

 

[ButterTart]

The more I watch, the more obscene it becomes that the countess was accused of only being 30-35 years old.

 

[straightorbroken]

Girls I’m not complaining but has anything HAPPENED YET?

Why yes little lady!

 

[COB]

The mysterious mural women looking on.

 

[VoR]

The more I watch, the more obscene it becomes that the countess was accused of only being 30-35 years old.

I'd swear she's slowly morphing into Kath Day-Knight as the film goes along...

 

[COB]

She'll be talking to the tarot next.

 

[Lucille]

What WAS that

 

[straightorbroken]

Ok scrap Karen O. It's Velma Dinkley I'm now getting.

 

[ButterTart]

Oh Stefan you hideous prick, what have you done?

 

[VoR]

Who are we supposed to be rooting for in all this?

 

[straightorbroken]

"It's not what it looks like"

 

[COB]

They're doing the 'vampires can't cross running water ' thing, but with a shower

 

[Lucille]

Who are we supposed to be rooting for in all this?

MOTHER!

 

[Lucille]

But yes they’re all AWFUL!

 

[straightorbroken]

The blood on the corner of Val's lips.