COB's Creepers #14 & #15 - Sleepaway Camp & Sleepaway Camp II (Tuesday 17/10, 8pm)

[COB]

It's genuinely so baffling and wonderful

 

[ButterTart]

Children terrified by slowly approaching schoolbus.

 

[VoR]

Truly incredible. An iconic three minutes of screen time. I'm surprised David Lynch never snapped her up.

 

[COB]

Forgot about this ACTUAL paedophile working at the camp.

 

[VoR]

Loving that the camp kids are an approximate 50/50 split of actual children and 38 year old circuit queens in fetish gear.

 

[COB]

JUDY

 

[VoR]

Judy's glued in the business weave and she's ready to serve CUNT

 

[VoR]

I'm fascinated by Meg and her evidently complex inner life.

 

[COB]

Genuinely can't remember whether Angela says a single line of dialogue throughout the film

 

[COB]

M
E
G

And don't you forget it!

 

[VoR]

Ronnie's BULGE

 

[COB]

The one camp counselor being built like Arnie and wearing tiny shorts is so weird.

 

[VoR]

"This child appears to be struggling to settle in. Best leave her alone with this unrepentant peadophile."

 

[COB]

Oh no

 

[VoR]

So many questions about this ludicrously oversized pot.

 

[COB]

What a suspiciously large cooking pot

 

[ButterTart]

I feel like if you look inside you'll find Elisa Lam.

 

[ButterTart]

Sinister POV shots of corn.

 

[VoR]

He was literally two feet off the ground

 

[ButterTart]

I love how BRUTAL this film gets.

 

[VoR]

That shot of him being wheeled off, still screaming in agony

 

[ButterTart]

I mean, if he's been screaming like that the entire time it's no wonder they're all looking so bored.

 

[COB]

"Can we move this along please?"

 

[VoR]

What's the prognosis?

WHAT DO YOU FUCKING THINK?

 

[VoR]

"No need to upset the campers"

 

[COB]

I forgot that they didn't kill off the paedophile, just had him live in eternal agony for the rest of his life.

 

[ButterTart]

They've just heard the a pederast with Tudor hair screaming in agony for an hour, I think the campers are about as upset as they're likely to get.

 

[COB]

Oh well, let's get dinner going! No need to MOP

 

[COB]

These ROTTEN DIRTY BOYS

 

[VoR]

One of these teenage boys is not like the others

 

[ButterTart]

"Fuck a man, asshole"

 

[VoR]

"Eat shit and die Ricky"
"Eat shit and LIVE, Bill"

 

[COB]

Eat shit and LIVE

 

[ButterTart]

"Eat shit and live, Bill"

I forgot how fucking great that line is.

 

[VoR]

I cannot get over the hairy queen in the crop top and whore shorts masquerading as a teenager

 

[ButterTart]

My God, this box social with the stock music at a polite volume. It makes Eastenders nightclubs look lively.

 

[VoR]

I do genuinely think Angela gives a wonderful silent performance in this film.

 

[COB]

Can't ya TAWWWK?!

 

[ButterTart]

Can't ya twoooork?

 

[VoR]

"Yo Angela, how come you're so fucked up?"