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Guest
Panty raid 
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COB
Guest
Queen of gaslighting 
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COB
Guest
Is "Mare" a name?
VoR
Take it or leave it
C
COB
Guest
Poor Mare and her dead drilled tits 
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COB
Guest
A love triangle between the forgettable teens 
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COB
Guest
Don't worry about Ally, she's probably RIDDLED!
VoR
Take it or leave it
Not Angela SLUT SHAMING
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COB
Guest
The few actual kids at this camp and they're a pair of tit-obsessed FREAKS, naturally.
VoR
Take it or leave it
This version of Angela is such a PILL
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COB
Guest
What a convincing Freddy lewk!
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COB
Guest
Angela showing these lesser horror "icons" how it's done
VoR
Take it or leave it
All these murders are very perfunctory. Where's the wasp nest on a stick and the unfeasibly large cooking pot?
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COB
Guest
Really not sure how these two think sex works...
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COB
Guest
Yes, keep nuzzling her tummy while thrashing around 
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COB
Guest
This one is NO Judy, it must be said
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COB
Guest
Yeah cheers thanks a lot 
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COB
Guest
Asking if someone has AIDS after a steamy tryst 
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COB
Guest
I'd forgotten about this kill 
This is more like it!
This is more like it!
VoR
Take it or leave it
OK, that one was good
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COB
Guest
That one girl suddenly trying to play detective out of nowhere - and look where it got her
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COB
Guest
She got that guitar restrung nice and quickly!
VoR
Take it or leave it
I feel like Angela's lost sight of why she got into killing campers in the first place
VoR
Take it or leave it
I can't believe Bruce Springsteen has probably had to watch this shit.
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COB
Guest
A fired Angela is going to be more deadly than ever
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COB
Guest
Here we go
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COB
Guest
"I don't want to hurt you!"
"OUCH"
"OUCH"
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COB
Guest
She should've thrown it at his mullet.
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COB
Guest
Oh his dad was the tache cop!
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COB
Guest
Even the Shits have been invited to this little soirée
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COB
Guest
Ooh, maybe she'll get away
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COB
Guest
At least those two little shits got theirs!
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COB
Guest
"Ain't no skin off my tits"
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COB
Guest
Poor useless Molly! Oh WELL, no skin off my tits OR Angela's.
VoR
Take it or leave it
Poor... final girl whose name I can't even remember.
VoR
Take it or leave it
Well, that was terrible
C
COB
Guest
And "a few moments" really is the COB's Creepers PROMISE
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COB
Guest
Next week - join me for high camp melodrama, beautiful costumes and a very special feline friend in Sixties San Francisco with Eye of the Cat 
