COB's Creepers #3 - Spookies (Wednesday 28th October, 9:30pm)

[ButterTart]

Wait, are the ones dressed like Jehovah's Witnesses not someone's PARENTS?

 

[jivafox]

Sick to death of ugly CAPTAIN HOOK.

 

[Raining on Me]

OMG at this lot

Bonnie Tyler, someone who walked out of the gay version of Grease, the PUPPET - what a CLAN

 

[COB]

Love to dress up in an Asda werewolf costume and chase children.

 

[jivafox]

KILL HIM!

 

[jivafox]

Love to dress up in an Asda werewolf costume and chase children.

DEAD because that’s exactly what it looks like

 

[COB]

Oh come on Billy, where's your spunk?!

 

[jivafox]

YES!

 

[Lucille]

Lol bye Billy.

 

[ButterTart]

Fucking Hell, you don't often see kids getting slashed up like that in American horror.

 

[COB]

Now he's out of the way the real action can begin...

 

[jivafox]

FUMING that we had to spend any time at all with that little dweeb!

 

[Raining on Me]

All children charities CANCELLED after realizing kids are brainless fucks who clearly WANT to die

 

[COB]

Nobody seems to like the comedian guy, I don't know why they're friends with him.

 

[jivafox]

“KIDS”?!

 

[ButterTart]

carol wats rooooong

This acting It's like an episode of Hollyoaks Later.

 

[COB]

Duke is SO EXTRA.

 

[ButterTart]

Nobody seems to like the comedian guy, I don't know why they're friends with him.

There's one in every Horror film. Normally has a name like 'Milton' and oscillates between telling shit jokes and being a lech to every female character. Why do they even invite him?

 

[COB]

She's not done much yet, but Adrienne (the English one) is THE icon of the film for me

 

[jivafox]

WHO is this wooden Chloe Sevigny?

 

[ButterTart]

She's not done much yet, but Adrienne (the English one) is THE icon of the film for me

The sort of lesbian chic one? I couldn't work out if she was supposed to be English.

 

[Raining on Me]

Is that the first time the British one spoke? Who is she?

God I love the fact zero fucks are given about explaining who anyone is!

 

[Lucille]

Screaming at “THE DEAD? BUT THEY’RE DEAD!”

 

[COB]

Michelle Fowler AGOG at Carol and her sudden occult knowledge

 

[COB]

She's never 24

 

[ButterTart]

She's never 24

I know Is that in decades?

 

[Raining on Me]

Everyone bored and inconvenienced by the spirit intervention

 

[ButterTart]

Oh my God, he turned her into Pauline Collins!

 

[COB]

Oh no, Carol's become one of the California Raisins

 

[COB]

So much for him

 

[ButterTart]

Oh, I guess that one was called Lewis then.

 

[Lucille]

Ok English woman and puppet to both survive please.

 

[Raining on Me]

The British one running screaming from the house

I AM FLOORED

 

[ButterTart]

Seriously, the guy in the suit jacked MUST be a parent or teacher.

 

[Lucille]

OMG she’s having a casual fag I’m the middle of all this, MY HERO.

 

[Raining on Me]

Well Duke would get fucked raw anyway

 

[jivafox]

FIX MY ASS DUKE!

 

[COB]

OMG she’s having a casual fag I’m the middle of all this, MY HERO.

I think she has a cig on the go in every scene she's in from now on

 

[Lucille]

Also the guy still clinging onto the beer despite all this is me.

 

[ButterTart]

While you're down there.