COB's Creepers #3 - Spookies (Wednesday 28th October, 9:30pm)

[ButterTart]

The way it just plopped to the floor when she stabbed it.

She's the only one who's done anything vaguely useful so far.

 

[jivafox]

THE MUSIC

 

[Raining on Me]

What is this monster? Why do they bear no relation to any of the others? Will we see fart monsters again?

Find out NEVER!

 

[COB]

Monsters 0, Adrienne 1

 

[Lucille]

I love her flipping from terrified to mildly inconvenienced.

 

[COB]

What is this monster? Why do they bear no relation to any of the others? Will we see fart monsters again?

Find out NEVER!

This film definitely had an element of VFX MAKEUP SHOWREEL going on

 

[Raining on Me]

Don't touch me!

Yes, don't. Otherwise it's MDNA BACK TO BACK LIVE

 

[COB]

I'd be horrified if that was my child too

 

[COB]

Oh NOW she cares about the boyfriend she was constantly berating!

 

[jivafox]

ANOTHER monster!

 

[COB]

No!

 

[jivafox]

NO NOT QUEEN ADRIANNE!

 

[COB]

What a way to go

 

[Lucille]

NOOOOO

 

[COB]

This monster reminds me of Kate Bush's Experiment IV

 

[Raining on Me]

Killed by Alien-Predator-Some Old Pipe Thing

We mourn you forever Adrienne and all your fags and indifference

 

[COB]

These NO MARKS still clumping about upstairs, the monsters don't even care enough to kill them!

 

[Raining on Me]

They tried to kill me!

*shrugs and laughs*

 

[COB]

Careful Duke, he's in his late sixties probably!

 

[Raining on Me]

I think I might wank over Duke later

 

[jivafox]

The comedian is STILL ALIVE?!

 

[COB]

This scene may or may not be problematic nowadays.

 

[COB]

Now this doesn't look suspicious AT ALL.

 

[jivafox]

Duke has his own Twitter!

https://twitter.com/fahkinduke?s=21

 

[ButterTart]

I missed a bit of this and am devastated to read that Adrienne snuffed it. I'll go back to watch it and then catch you up.

 

[Raining on Me]

The music as we go back to Duke

 

[COB]

Oh god Cathy it's the Devil Death!

 

[COB]

Very sticky these webs.

 

[Raining on Me]

This monster showcase

 

[COB]

I actually love this whole spider bit, it's so GROSS

 

[ButterTart]

Poor Slaydrienne. She died doing what she loved the most, having her face melted by a styrofoam monster.

What minute are you all on now? I can catch up now.

 

[COB]

Poor Slaydrienne. She died doing what she loved the most, having her face melted by a styrofoam monster.

What minute are you all on now? I can catch up now.

An hour and four minutes I think

 

[jivafox]

WRENCHING her up out the chair

 

[Raining on Me]

Ok the spider was actually horrifying sort of. I miss these sorts of effects

 

[COB]

Death GOING UP LIKE A ROCKET

 

[ButterTart]

Okay, that spider thing is fucking horrible. At least it killed the irritating cunt.

 

[Raining on Me]

WHY are these two fucks still here?

 

[COB]

Careful, it's acid

 

[ButterTart]

Death looking like a Power Rangers villain. Amazing.

 

[ButterTart]

They've killed these characters in totally the wrong order. Who are these two boring pricks and why aren't they dead?