COB's Creepers #4 - Halloween III: Season of the Witch (Sunday 24/10, 8pm!)

[jivafox]

SO many angry guests at this motel

 

[COB]

And another queen! I'd forgotten her

 

[jivafox]

SO many angry guests at this motel

“THIS PLACE IS A ZOO!”

 

[COB]

These two have JUST MET!

 

[ButterTart]

Barely legal daughter and Dr Yewtree are a fucking disgusting couple.

 

[COB]

I suppose I've done worse in my time, to be fair.

 

[ButterTart]

CURFEW!

 

[straightorbroken]

Oh it's The Purge.

 

[Ellie]

That's Jamie Lee Curtis' voice

 

[COB]

I'd have loved Nicola Sturgeon to do curfew announcements like this last year.

 

[COB]

That's Jamie Lee Curtis' voice

I can hear it

 

[COB]

Oh this old wino isn't long for this world, I'd bet

 

[jivafox]

Prefer the wino’s sultry rendition of the jingle

 

[COB]

Prefer the wino’s sultry rendition of the jingle

Candlelight mix

 

[COB]

!

 

[Ellie]

That head came off rather EASILY

 

[COB]

That was like a Mortal Kombat fatality.

 

[straightorbroken]

Well that was not the forced blowjob I had in mind gentlemen.

 

[Ellie]

I do hope there's a Disco remix version of the jingle, preferably by Sylvester.

 

[jivafox]

DYKE

 

[COB]

Marge Gutman

 

[straightorbroken]

The original Marge is fun.

 

[jivafox]

Nice NIGHTY

 

[ButterTart]

sideboob.

 

[straightorbroken]

I hope she's looking at pubes there. It was the 80s after all before they were outlawed.

 

[jivafox]

Is the Doctor an alcoholic?

 

[COB]

Was it just what men looked like back then, or is he actually old enough to be her grandfather?

 

[straightorbroken]

Come to bed and let me scratch your dry, scaly back Dr

 

[ButterTart]

For fuck's sake love will you put your tuppence away? You've known him a matter of hours and he looks like if Eric Stolz from Mask had lived to middle age.

 

[COB]

Oh, NOW he asks her age.

 

[Ellie]

NOW he asks how old she is?

 

[jivafox]

Bit late now Doc!

 

[COB]

Marge serving at all times

 

[straightorbroken]

I've just realized Shamrock Theme actually sounds like the intro to the safe sex anthem Wrap Me Up by Alex Party.

 

[Ellie]

Marge is Dr. Yewtree's real life wife

 

[COB]

Nooooo!!!

 

[Ellie]

Hahahahaha!!!!

 

[ButterTart]

Dr Yewtree was 47 when this came out, barely legal daughter was 23. I feel unclean.

 

[jivafox]

Oh that’s GRIM!

 

[COB]

Marge!