COB's Creepers #4 - Halloween III: Season of the Witch (Sunday 24/10, 8pm!)

[straightorbroken]

I've never seen a facial rosebud.

 

[COB]

Love that this film has LASERS

 

[jivafox]

ARSE

 

[straightorbroken]

I hope for Ellie's sake doc isn't into analingus.

 

[straightorbroken]

Pancake for breakfast.

 

[ButterTart]

Oh Marge, not another accidental victim of the Jocelyn Wildenstein ray.

 

[ButterTart]

"Mr Cockring, good to see you sir"

 

[jivafox]

MISFIRE

 

[straightorbroken]

She's like a young version of that woman from Cheers, Matilda and other things.

 

[COB]

She's like a young version of that woman from Cheers, Matilda and other things.

Rhea Perlman?

 

[ButterTart]

Is Mr Cockring attempting to be Irish? Does he understand that involves slightly more than shoehorning 'sure' in to the occasional sentence?

 

[COB]

One more day til Halloween

 

[Ellie]

I can't remember if there's any actual motivation behind any of this either

 

[COB]

Teddy just banging out all her scenes in half an hour, legend

 

[jivafox]

I can't remember if there's any actual motivation behind any of this either

Wiping out KIDS is enough!

 

[straightorbroken]

This is like one of those 80s re-skinned Alex Kidd games that were not Alex Kidd.

 

[ButterTart]

*Phone rings at specialist laboratory in large hospital*
"Helloooooooooooo"

 

[straightorbroken]

I'm keeping my fingers crossed for some Tell Me Maw.

 

[COB]

Dearie

 

[Ellie]

Wiping out KIDS is enough!

There were so many shows and films in the 80s where people just wanted to KILL children for the sake of it. They need to come back. It kept us all in line.

 

[straightorbroken]

Carol Channing had a sister?

 

[ButterTart]

Who is this Dora Bryan pharmacist? She's the best character in the entire franchise

 

[COB]

We all remember as kids, having a special birthday and taking all your friends for a tour of the local Halloween mask factory

 

[COB]

Marge has gone to live on a lovely farm in the country

 

[straightorbroken]

Mother of boy ginger has the look of Nicki French. You know, from that video.

 

[ButterTart]

These benevolent mask magnates and their adoring staff.

 

[ButterTart]

"Look Buddy, this is where they make their Wilfrid Brambell masks"

 

[jivafox]

Bit pricey

 

[ButterTart]

Buddy gamely attempting to pretend this museum isn't a load of absolute shit.

 

[COB]

There are only three types of mask! Kids would absolutely not give a SHIT about them.

 

[Ellie]

Why are they so EAGER to know this stuff about mask processing?

 

[COB]

"Cheap gags" - @jivafox you may be right about the dildos

 

[ButterTart]

Totally normal people to work in the distribution arm of a company that produces seasonal children's novelties.

 

[COB]

JLC again as the phone operator?

 

[ButterTart]

What are they calling the police on?
"There were men, they were just STANDING THERE. It was like they didn't want me to wander into a restricted area of their private company without any regard for health and safety."

 

[ButterTart]

Okay, the shot of Steps but they're all H was pretty creepy. Reminded me of the family standing on the driveway in Us.

 

[straightorbroken]

Was this the inspiration behind Garbage's Push It video?

 

[Ellie]

Why is this doctor even investigating this? He's already fucked the daughter. Is he just nosey now?

 

[straightorbroken]

Sade would never have spoke to the operator like that.

 

[ButterTart]

I'd love it if his arc for the rest of the film was just him trying different phones and saying 'operator?' to a recorded message.