COB's Creepers #5 - Theatre of Blood (TONIGHT, 8pm!)

[COB]

It is YOU who are DEAD

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Should've listened to your wife luv X

 

[ButterTart]

Not fucking around getting the first murder out of the way.

 

[Ellie]

Who is the CLEARLY FEMALE “stage manager” with the big beard?

 

[COB]

The applause machine

 

[ButterTart]

I love how the tramps are given the exact same characterisation as cartoon chimps.

 

[COB]

Who is the CLEARLY FEMALE “stage manager” with the big beard?

Well

 

[ButterTart]

Who is the CLEARLY FEMALE “stage manager” with the big beard?

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

boooo an off-screen opening death

 

[ButterTart]

Sexpot Coral Browne rocking that Teletubby hat.

 

[COB]

This RIDICULOUS OLD POOF with the poodles

 

[Lucille]

TO SHREDS YOU SAY?!!

 

[ButterTart]

"They want you to go to Bermondsey right away"

Jesus, I forgot how bleak this film actually was.

 

[COB]

They say he's been CUT TO RIBBONS and HACKED TO PIECES!

 

[COB]

Sexpot Coral Browne rocking that Teletubby hat.

About that...

When pre-production commenced Coral Browne insisted that she would wear only clothing designed by Jean Muir. The film's costume designer, Michael Baldwin, informed Browne that the budget could not possibly stretch to designer clothing for any of the cast. Baldwin was surprised and angered to get a call from Douglas Hickox after he had had a meeting with Browne, telling him that she could have the dresses she requested, increasing the budget solely to accommodate her demands. Baldwin was further infuriated to discover that Browne kept all the dresses after filming wrapped.

Queen!

 

[ButterTart]

"There's been a murder. Quick, send for the victim's occasional colleague to wander around the crime scene."

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

What I assume is meant to be a dramatic investigation scene feels more like a scene from a Corrie episode.

 

[Ellie]

Is this mysterious stage manager supposed to be some big twist?

 

[ButterTart]

Is this mysterious stage manager supposed to be some big twist?

I mean, I think that's what they were going for but the film is too nonsensical for it to actually carry any shock value.

 

[Ellie]

What an entrance

 

[COB]

Collecting all his old reviews like a LOON

 

[ButterTart]

What an entrance

Cheers, I've just had it bleached.

 

[ButterTart]

GIMP MASK LIONHEART

 

[Ellie]

Make-up an early example of contouring.

 

[COB]

This COWARD grasping for the one nice thing he's ever said

 

[ButterTart]

I love the absolute indifference they show towards the man they literally all thought was dead seconds before.

 

[COB]

Lionheart has the RECEIPTS

 

[ButterTart]

You have to get your facts straight before calling Vinnie Price a shit actor. He will end you.

 

[COB]

I wonder what's going to happen

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

does take away from the terror slightly but this soundtrack is brilliant

 

[COB]

Bosh!

 

[ButterTart]

"Thank you, I was feeling a little nervous" He says to the man leering down on him from above.

 

[COB]

Imagine getting manhandled by all the meths drinkers!




....

 

[Ellie]

Dramatic nail biting again!

 

[COB]

So much for him!

 

[ButterTart]

This whole bit is one of my favourite sequences in any film ever

 

[COB]

Dramatic nail biting again!

She was a bit sexy with it that time, I thought

 

[Marina Salty]

Glove biting!

 

[COB]

The poodles at the funeral

 

[ButterTart]

Those FUCKING poodles.