COB's Creepers #5 - Theatre of Blood (TONIGHT, 8pm!)

[ButterTart]

This man looks a bit poorly? Let's force feed him meths.

 

[COB]

The somersault off the bench!

 

[Ellie]

This is better than Madonna’s scene in Die Another Day

 

[COB]

The trampoline bit is actually fucking amazing.

 

[ButterTart]

Oh my God how needlessly energetic is this duel? The TRAMPOLINES

 

[ButterTart]

Can a competitive epee actually do that much damage?

 

[Marina Salty]

Paused a bit cause i think mine went too quick

 

[ButterTart]

Oh shit, I forgot ERIC SYKES casually pops up as a cop.

 

[Ellie]

She’s really NOT under “constant surveillance”, is she?

 

[COB]

Here comes another legend

 

[Ellie]

I think we need a remake of this with The GC as Diana Dors.

 

[ButterTart]

It's Julie Goodyear DIANA DORS

 

[COB]

The preparation involved in embedding himself as her masseur, on top of all the other stuff he's been preparing and planning. Busy king

 

[Ellie]

Karate chop

 

[COB]

This is somehow even darker than all the other shit he's done

 

[Lucille]

Oh! Thank you sir!

 

[Ellie]

This is somehow even darker than all the other shit he's done

Yeah, she was rather partial to his Romeo.

 

[ButterTart]

Battering the door down and finding a fully clothed man not having sex with your wife? Not a jury in the land would convict for that murder.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

these police are crap at their jobs

 

[ButterTart]

Is it ever mentioned that Psaltery was a jealous husband or is that a bit of character development which only happens for that one scene?

 

[COB]

Ooh, Harrod's

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

The possible ambiguity as to if "Henri the hairdresser" actually did leave or was an off-screen victim

 

[ButterTart]

Ooh, Harrod's

1970s London actually looks quite nice.

 

[COB]

Oh here we go, who's ready for some Seventies gays?

 

[Ellie]

The Brummie accent

 

[Ellie]

It’s Disco Stu

 

[COB]

Does Princess Margaret's hair

 

[ButterTart]

Oh no, Coral's getting her first speaking scene in at least an hour - I've got a bad feeling.

 

[COB]

BUTCH

 

[Lucille]

Ok Butch is my favourite yet

 

[ButterTart]

'Allo, I'm BUTCH'

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Surely Coral's the Final girl, and Ian Hendry getting more screentime is because he is a decoy protagonist!

Right? right?

 

[COB]

Oh no, Coral's getting her first speaking scene in at least an hour - I've got a bad feeling.

She's been too busy stuffing half her trailer into the back of her Ford Cortina, she hasn't had time to learn lines.

 

[COB]

BUTCH KNOWS BEST the new HUGS FOR ZU

 

[ButterTart]

Again, he must have rented a chair at this central London salon for long enough to be trusted with locking up.

The long game he's played to commit these murders...

 

[ButterTart]

Coral no stranger to being restrained. She's loving this.

 

[Ellie]

Excellent death! I hope she’s reduced to a skeleton.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Rest in peace dear angel (the character and the actress)

 

[COB]

It bears repeating but what a SHIT POLICEMAN

 

[ButterTart]

The policeman literally up a flight of stairs completely oblivious.