COB's Creepers #5 - Theatre of Blood (TONIGHT, 8pm!)

[COB]

What is Edwina even DOING on this film set? I bet they don't even know who she is.

 

[ButterTart]

Cold in that car, Di?

 

[COB]

What a realistic mask!

 

[ButterTart]

"Do you hear?"
"Mrph mrph"

 

[Ellie]

What the hell re: whisking some eggs?

 

[COB]

Also I know she's been killed already BUT -

Diana Rigg introduced Vincent Price to his future wife Coral Browne during the making of the film. Browne recalled in a television documentary Caviar to the General in 1990 that she had not wanted to make "one of those scary Vincent Price movies", but she was persuaded to take the part of Chloe Moon by her friends Robert Morley and Michael Hordern, acknowledging that the film thus had a very strong cast. Rigg was unaware that Price was married.

 

[COB]

What the hell re: whisking some eggs?

OH you'll see

 

[ButterTart]

What the hell re: whisking some eggs?

Just wait... I think THIS might be his darkest moment.

 

[Lucille]

SOME QUEEN…

 

[ButterTart]

Also I know she's been killed already BUT -

Jesus what a power couple. Imagine the dinner parties

 

[COB]

Keystone Kops strike again there

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

that police officer not going to check if the house is empty? OK...

 

[ButterTart]

Oh my God The ENTIRE police force baffled by masked tramp.

 

[COB]

How does he have money for these elaborate schemes if he's living in a derelict theatre with the meths drinkers?

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

I have a feeling something bad has happened to poor Georgina and other unnamed dog

 

[Ellie]

DOGGY WOGGIES

 

[COB]

I do love this old queen getting carted around in a Securicor van

 

[Marina Salty]

Just wait... I think THIS might be his darkest moment.

Is he cooking Georgina?

 

[COB]

So, This is Your Dish is an actual show in the world of the film I guess

 

[COB]

I mean I'm surprised it isn't a real show NOW, ITV would do it I reckon.

 

[ButterTart]

If a dozen people broke into my house when I was one of two people left alive being targeted by an active serial killer, I don't think my reaction would be "What a delightful surprise"

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Oh wow

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Oh... just wow

 

[ButterTart]

The pie does look quite nice.

 

[COB]

The cat just jumped up and cuddled into me NOW

 

[COB]

Oh poor loves

 

[Lucille]

 

[Ellie]

Fabulous

 

[COB]

Now treating him like a FOIE GRAS GOOSE, what a way to go

 

[ButterTart]

"So, Meredith, now my chin is visible you see that it was I, Lionheart all along."

 

[ButterTart]

Killing dogs and feeding them to their adoring owner - definitely the shittiest thing he's done

 

[COB]

I reckon this horse might be a meths drinker, secretly.

 

[ButterTart]

I love the occasional Irishness of the cop.

 

[COB]

Let's hurry, no time for a bra!

 

[ButterTart]

Here comes Diana and her pert nips.

 

[Ellie]

it’s almost like a scene from Saw

 

[ButterTart]

Have the police accomplished ANYTHING so far?

 

[COB]

I forgot about that offscreen death

 

[ButterTart]

"I can positively identify it as a TRAIN"
*CLATTER*

 

[COB]

Have the police accomplished ANYTHING so far?

In many ways they have FACILITATED almost all of Lionheart's spree!